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Slap Her...She's French trailer
09/22/12, 06:37
... starring Milla Jovovich as the French chick! |
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The Death and Return of Superman
09/22/12, 04:09
A mild quibble ... Marvel had been bringing characters back to life for decades by that point, because Marvel, unlike DC, hadn't been shy about working death into their comics. For example, Professor Xavier of the X-Men had been killed off in the late 60s or early 70s, and was brought back in the late 70s ("the person who died was a shapeshifter who was taking my place while I was engaged in a very important project in the basement of the mansion", I'm not making this up).
The problem with killing off characters is that it's the least imaginative use for them, and inevitably another writer comes along who has ideas for a given character and needs to contrive a resurrection. So yeah, resurrections are pretty weak, but they aren't the problem; they're the resolution to the problem, which was killing off characters in the first place. |
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Absurdity Today, Sept. 21st 2012
09/22/12, 03:29
So this is like the movie "Twins", and what you'd get if you mixed the genes of Rachel Maddow and Jodi Miller. But is this the twin made of the good genes or the crap genes? |
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Horrifying Planet – Deer
09/22/12, 02:52
The Onion isn't bullshitting here; even the etymology of the word "deer" is on board with this:
"Middle English der, Old English dēor beast; akin to Gothic dius beast, Old High German tior"
The deer is the generic animal. |
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Racist Hamm's commercial
09/22/12, 02:25
Good call. Sure, there are stereotypes on display here -- it's a caricature -- but it's not tremendously disrespectful. Not tremendously respectful either. |
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IS THIS IMPACTED WAX?
09/21/12, 07:54
One time I went to the corner store for ice cream, but they didn't have any good flavors. I was bummed out and ended up going to a different store the next day. It was okay ice cream.
Wait, what are we doing? |
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IS THIS IMPACTED WAX?
09/21/12, 07:52
The URL was almost right, but there was an extra ampersand in there. Fixed. |
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Tom Nuttall's Bicycle
09/20/12, 22:22
Fucking cyclist, I hope he gets side-swiped by a horse. |
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Schnappi Das Kleine Krokodil
09/20/12, 16:26
Ich bin Schnappi, das kleine Krokodil
Die Vernichtung der Juden ist mein Ziel |
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The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Trailer
09/20/12, 04:29
This is the standard I'm holding Jackson to:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=10738 |
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Joe Greene - Swanson Hungry-Man dinners
09/20/12, 04:04
I've got too much "Parks and Recreation" on my mind; the title makes me imagine an ad for TV dinners designed by Ron Swanson. That compartment with the peas and carrots would have to go. |
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How to tie your shoes with no hands
09/19/12, 18:32
WITCHCRAFT |
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Kids React to the Death of Osama bin Laden
09/19/12, 13:33
Watching that kid is like gazing upon a young Christopher Walken. |
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Wisconsin Citizens Get Arrested for Holding Signs
09/18/12, 17:56
ez: of COURSE he needed to pass the 2012 NDAA -- the NDAA is what funds the military. There's an NDAA every year, and until 2011 every other NDAA was a dull matter of appropriations. The 2012 NDAA was different; blame douchey Republicans for adding the "indefinite detainment" section to an otherwise vital and unobjectionable bill, in their neverending quest to fuck up whatever they can get their hands on.
Now, as for efforts to overturn the "indefinite detainment" part, the Obama administration has fought some of those efforts, and yeah, Obama deserves all the scorn you like for that. But passing the NDAA itself in the first place was the responsible move; the alternative would have resulted in chaos in the military, and no good comes of that. |
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Saturday Night Live tries to be relevant to the internet
09/18/12, 17:46
I am so glad I don't know any of those people. |
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Illuminati behind batman shooting (lil wayne)
09/17/12, 16:17
A manican?
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=42777 |
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The Judgemant Day
09/17/12, 09:11
Yeah, if I were St. John of Patmos, I'd have a hard time describing this with first century vocabulary too. |
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I CANT STOP CUMMING
09/16/12, 20:32
She's legal age now, therefore it's all right. |
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Frontline; Money, Power and Wall Street
09/15/12, 21:07
Even if you hold that Obama is an outright tool of the bankers, he's no worse than Romney on that front, but still far far better on a host of other issues. |
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Green Wing - Homo Nipples
09/15/12, 12:53
How could there ever be a British "Breaking Bad"? Limey cocksuckers have universal health care. Hell, I bet Walt Jr would get a robot body.
Still, you're right, that guy is plenty Walter Whitey. |
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