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Bob Dylan reads a sign
07/15/12, 09:01
0:58 He's a "Lupin the Third" character come to life. |
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New Obama Ad: 'Firms'
07/15/12, 08:57
"Voltro-Ned". |
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Pastor beat with Bible
07/14/12, 05:16
"Pastor Beat" sounds like a public access show to win the kids back to Jesus.
"Pastor Beat with Bible" sounds like they added a mascot, most likely a gorilla wearing a baseball cap backwards. |
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CNN anchor says a stupid thing to Bill Nye in a bad way
07/13/12, 19:03
Not a Prime Directive issue. Receiving feedback from viewers is a function CNN expects as part of their business; that's different from, say, hounding Gabrielle Chana into closing her Youtube channel. You're free to go, citizen. |
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Unwatchable Scene from Wild, Wild West
07/13/12, 07:35
And yes, I made it all the way through. When I was young I was forced to see "Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" multiple times at the theater (I had enthusiastic sisters); there's precious little entertainment that can break me. |
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Unwatchable Scene from Wild, Wild West
07/13/12, 07:32
I want to see Will Smith do a one-man show of Mark Twain. |
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Brain-dead Teen, only Capapble of Rolling Eyes and Texting, to be Euthenized
07/13/12, 05:33
EuthAnized. Like from the Greek "thanatos".
MOM, YOU'RE ALWAYS EMBARRASSING ME WITH YOUR SPELLING! |
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Patton Oswalt's Magical Black Man
07/12/12, 13:00
God damn it, I am literally ashamed with shame. |
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Patton Oswalt's Magical Black Man
07/12/12, 12:04
I have given this far more thought than any reasonable person would, and I cannot think of any folk creature that lives specifically under stairs. Wikipedia is at a loss too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_spirit
So here are non-folk-creatures that possibly would make for a good literal simile here:
- the pet dragon from "The Addams Family"
- Batman hiding from Gotham SWAT troops in "Batman: Year One"
- Batman contemplating the seven working defenses available to him in "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns"
Dammit Patton, for once you had a real opportunity to liken yourself to Batman, and you blew it. |
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HANK AND ROBBY PRESENT: BRONYCON 2012: 'HOOFWERKIN''
07/12/12, 10:59
0:46 -- I always had such hope for the Duke of Dinosaur, I thought he might grow up happy and well-adjusted. I'm talking about this guy:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=74171 |
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Patton Oswalt - Will Smith's Four-Million-Dollar Wild Wild West Music Number
07/12/12, 08:29
DEETS:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=906 |
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Mitt Romney on the campaign trail in 2007
07/11/12, 19:37
Sadly, Romney is a normal fundamentalist Christian now. We know this because he's a pro-life, low-tax, laissez-faire creationist; by today's working definitions, that makes him a true Christian. |
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Breaking Bad: The Ecstasy of Gold
07/11/12, 19:00
All the shit that they go through, trying to engage in commerce without recourse to the police ... that's how just about all commerce would end up if we followed through on the Teabaggerly dream of defunding virtually everything. |
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Mitt Romney booed at NAACP
07/11/12, 16:45
Democratic messaging on Obamacare has been pretty routinely terrible; 25 words or fewer:
Obamacare places long-overdue regulations on insurers so they can't take your premiums and then turn you away when you need to see the doctor.
Romney is used to audiences that have no idea of what Obamacare does, so it's easy for him to invoke Obamacare like a boogeyman. For the first time, he's encountering an audience that won't fall for it. |
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Breaking Bad: The Ecstasy of Gold
07/11/12, 16:25
"Breaking Bad" is the utopia for folks who hate paying taxes so much, they'd rather have a society that can't maintain some kind of order.
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Mitt Romney booed at NAACP
07/11/12, 16:20
Look, the guy managed to not say "Uppitycare", what more do you want from him? |
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Breaking Bad: The Ecstasy of Gold
07/11/12, 15:16
I like to pretend that, when Hal is allegedly at work, this is his secret other life. |
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Krampus Parade
07/11/12, 11:20
This seriously makes me want to put together a Krampus costume and run around the mall around Christmas time. I'm pretty sure I'd make for a thoroughly non-terrifying Krampus, but maybe I'd make it into the local "News of the Fat and Stupid". |
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Puppet Confusingly Attemtps to Teach Left and Right
07/10/12, 22:34
I remember that bit on QI, and it's still something I think about when I've got free time on my hands, because it seems there's get to be some way to communicate left/right.
The closest I can come is the right-hand rule that comes up in physics, that for example describes how a magnetic field deflects an electron. But I haven't worked out the details yet. All in all, I think I'd rather give aliens the puppet video, and risk interstellar war with the threat at the end. |
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Matt Taibbi discovers the big banks are somehow even more corrupt than he's already shown
07/10/12, 19:42
The entire point of banking is that wealth can spring from effort; for that matter, our entire economy works that way. Poker games do not. |
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