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|Bill O'Reilly: 'M-F-er, I want more Iced Tea!'|
Five stars for the "A Current Affair" sound effect over the logo at the end.
|Daxflame: A Convinent Truth|
A lot of it is pretty uneven at best, but the eating underwater scene is absolute gold.
|Star Wars I - The Phantom Menace (Jedi/Sith Duel)|
Is there some reason why Obi-Wan couldn't have just used the light saber to break the thing that generates the force fields, instead of trying to cut through the force fields themselves? JUST SAYIN
|I Hate Your Friends|
I feel like you've missed something.
|2004 Obama/Keyes debate: Gay Marriage|
ALAN KEYES: THE LUDWIG WITTGENSTEIN OF HOMOPHOBIA
|Kerry questioner gets tasered|
Hey ass, read the report:
"As he tried to escape their grip, Kerry protested, "That's all right, let me answer his question."
But as Meyer repeatedly questioned why he was being arrested, officers dragged him to the back of the auditorium and then used a Taser on him when he continued to struggle.
While Kerry pleaded for calm, officers warned the student he would be shocked if he did not stop resisting."
Meanwhile, your President would have been instructing the secret service to disappear him off to Guantanamo. Incidentally, I voted for Nader, but I'm not such an idiot to somehow put the blame for this one on JOHN KERRY.
|Westboro Baptist Church raps|
"Read the Bible, you'll find that / God will teach you well / and he won't send you to hell / if you / obey all his written word / preach it to / everyone you big nerd"
So what if the lyrics suck - Yankees girl has FLOW, and unlike the others she did it all in a single uncut take. She nailed those rhymes to the FUCKING WALL.
|Russia's new vacuum bomb|
A powerful nation-state making ridiculously impractical military investments as an assertion of geopolitical will. THAT'S SO RUSSIA
|Olbermann calls Bill O'Reilly out on history gaff|
Come on, people. The only conceivable reason I would have voted this down is because it's a dupe:
|1999 A.D. (Shopping from home)|
"When he sees the bill, Dad will discipline Mom's spending habits by mobilizing one of the family's Domestic Violent Droids - all at the touch of a push-button!"
|Eastern Motors Commercial|
They finally discovered how to make a jingle sound like authentic hip-hop: a VAGUELY MENACING hook!
You can tell they had such a good time making this commercial. Except for Carmelo Anthony, who looks like he'd rather be home playing Madden.
|Britney's Disastrous 'Comeback'|
I'm still with what Craig Ferguson said: there's just nothing funny about this.
|David Lynch Presents "A Goofy Movie"|
Either someone put some real hustle into the editing, or the Goofy Movie is one fucked up movie.
You forgot to point out that their eyes are slanty.
|Pearl Jam -- Jeremy|
Grunge put an end to a decade of awful, awful music, and this video, for better or for worse, was instrumental in the ascendancy of grunge. So I can't dislike it.
|Nada Surf - Popular|
The popular kids in my high school during the 90s.
|Jerry Lewis says faggot! Stop the earth!|
Faggot is the new nigger: we probably shouldn't say it, and it takes your average news anchor waaay too long to find a politically correct way to simply REFER to it in a completely inoffensive context.
This isn't YHWH we're talking about here - a bolt of lightning isn't going to strike you down if you say the word just to IDENTIFY it.
|Papa Shango Lights Opponent On Fire|
I'm actually working on something like this.
|I Am Not Montel Williams|
John Munch is bigger than a character - he's a modern archetype, like the medieval "everyman" or the ancient dragon.
|Going Places (1948)|