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|Babe he calls me|
I made up the Batman type character while working for Bakshi in 1994 (see the Malcolm and Melvin entry for the longer story). I was supposed to come back and work on this short too, but he figured since he was ripping me off he'd better not, so he did all the work himself. To his credit, this one is the superior of the two... but not by much.
|Malcolm and Melvin|
Ralph hired me straight outta animation school to write gags and storyboard this new project he had. We were locked in a room together for a month while I tried over and over to come up with jokes he liked. Eventually he started liking things and I finished the project with the promise to do the second in the series. I never heard from him again. A few years later I heard the short aired on the What A Cartoon show along with a second. I tracked them down through some friends at Nick and finally saw the finished project. Holy Shit it's terrible! The reason I was never brought back for the second short, which I'll post in a second, is because he stole one of my characters (the Batman ripoff) and produced the whole thing around that character. That one might be the better of the two as I'm pretty sure Ralph did it all himself.
|Wabash Cannon Ball|
I wanted to name my son Wabash Cannonball, but the wife shot it down. sigh...
"P. Ballentine and Sons, Newark, NJ" - I knew there was a reason I liked it so much.
|You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch - Sung by Tay Zonday|
Are you saying he should move away from the mic to breathe in?
|Kick-Ass Red Band Trailer|
It’s been interesting seeing the reactions to this from around the web, from Reddit’s cautioned “Oh my monocle!’ types dicussing how bad it is for little girls (who shouldn’t be in a R-rated movie anyways) to AICN’s 1,500 page discussion on how pedo-tasitic is is.
|Santa's Slay: Opening scene|
This gets reupped every year, and it's worth it every time.
|Alyssa Milano's Evolution: Jersey Shore|
Tell ya what, until you live in state that pays the taxes we do, keep your fucking mouth shut and pray we don't cut you off.
|The Celery: Helps The Elderly Twitter Via Fax Machine|
I thought the celery was an onion knock off, I am thrilled to be wrong, 4 for grand ma, 1 for Camonk
|Sukeban Deka - Fight scene|
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the Yo=Yo Girl Cops, who investigate crime, and the Marble Throwing Girl Cops, who prosecute the offenders. These are their stories.
|Kali and demons|
|The Wizard (1986) opening|
Oh Randall, you scamp.
|Nerd Wedding Reception : Kneel Before Zod Edition|
So evil I didn't even get past his introduction. Wait, that's that in the background, is that someone's mom hanging herself? + 1 for matricide!
|Creationism: Still Crazy After All These Years|
Are you guys saying Dawkins doesn't come across as a douchebag? Cuz I think I've seen all his docs and several lectures and while I think he's brilliant, he's totally a pompus d-bag. It's just his way.
|Feast: Most Humiliating Death|
If memory serves, that's the directors wife getting the feast beast bone. Low rating because that's the most interesting thing in the clip.
|Final Fantasy X-2 intro.|
The Japanese version.
|Creed Shreds (again)|
Put your cock right here on my asshooooooollllyyyyeahhhh!
Best once since Clapton!
|William Shatner and Rush Limbaugh Argue Healthcare|
Yes, Rush knows the debate is about why poor people don't deserve to live.
|Rebok Boob Commercial|
I have three pair of these.
|My 3 Fav things to mock: all in one clip!|
Then we're gonna inject you with cancer viiiiruuuuus!