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And he makes us all delicious, delicious coffee...
I don't see what all the fuss is.
|Evil Ninja Killing Spree|
So THAT is what this movie is called. I'd been looking for it for years.
Spoliers: The ninja possesses a woman with his spirit before he dies. She becomes a wereninja!!! No, really. There's also a flashback scene of the ninja plunking a shurken into a man's eye just to be a dick with the man screaming for a solid minute.
|Know who's a boring douchebag? Penn Gilette|
Agnostics sure get shit on from both sides.
It always seems like human opinion humps the fuck out of black and white. There are many, many shades of grey but it seems like the moment somebody strays from the polar absolute they get mouth raped for being milquetoast.
|Interview: The Death of Optimus Prime|
They forgot to touch on Prowl's rather mentally scarring and vivid death. Holy shit, man! At least Optimus just nodded off peacefully to the afterlife. Prowl melted from the inside out.
|potholer54 - More Golden Crocoduck nominees for 2009|
Thank you sir. You will never know how much you can make a difference in the lives of people.
When I was a boy by the time I reached school I'd pretty much been force fed creationism (lol, Midwest) as how things worked. Even from early on I always had questions, since something(s) didn't quite make sense. I remember the insistence that the earth was 6000 years old as something especially unsettling to a young me. It felt like a person was expected not to ask any and just accept this. Tremendous social pressure. To just breathe in the fumes and be like everybody else.
Thanks to several teachers and books I no longer felt ashamed to question what amounts to ancient fairy tales.
|College Football Punch-ining|
He thought it was funny until the black gentlemen fed him his own teeth.
Granted, it WAS horrible conduct but something about watching a smug fuck get clocked makes me go "Mmmmm..."
P.S.: They should have suspended both of them. I never agreed with that whole "If you take the bait its your fault and not his." mentality.
|5 Second Films: Flarby's|
I do believe the man just said they have the mother fucking Triforce.
|Gibbs - Rap Freestyle TEG|
I say he's got about a week before 'Fece sees this...
|Mexican challenges fury to dance off|
Mythology shows us that you should never challenge one of the Furies to ANYTHING!
|The sky may be|
Snooty British accent makes me think of a nature show narrator.
|The Haunted World Of El Superbeasto Red Band Trailer|
That was uncalled for.
|Block Whip In Effect|
At least he's not around other human beings to spread it.
Of course there's the question of how he was around humans to contract it.
|Ractalfece- IF GOD IS AN EYEBALL|
He went easy on this guy.
|BNP 'Mayday' commercial/advertisement/whatever|
What does Richard D. James have to do with anything?!
|TNG edit 29 - 'this is idiotic'|
You should have known better!
Don't talk to robots.
|Safe House - Pest Control|
THERE. ARE. FOUR. MICE!!!
|Return to Oz- the Wheelers|
FUCK. The wheelers didn't scare me, but watching one die sure did. How his head falls in half... Ugh.
|robot performing with extreme high-speed dexterity|
Don't worry, they said things would be different this time!
|Big Man Japan - Final Fight Scene (SPOILER, KINDA!)|
That is because they cut a big part of scene out. Bear with me, I have not seen the film yet so I could be dead wrong, but what I have heard is:
The Red Monster, 'the King of Terror' shows up. Now the thing looks hilariously bad but Big Man reacts like Satan's coked up Stepdad just stepped into the ring. He runs like crazy from the monster, which bears more than a passing resemblance to -Khaled Shiekh Muhammed-...
The rest you can figure out.
|Sexy Male Bunny Fursuit Striptease|
And the Overlook Hotel...