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|Alaska Space Polar Bear Returns, Destroys More Things|
Are you sure? Because he can't drink yet.
|Giant Clam Eats Batboy|
Looking forward to the inevitable "Oyster Mascot Devours a Towel Boy and Spits Out a Pearl" video.
Also: those two guys were in that rubber suit together for a long time and then one came out naked!
|Bigger Boobs! featuring Mr. Show's John Ennis|
|Projection on buildings|
Looks like I'm going to have to build my casino resort OFF the strip.
|Fast and furious Romania|
I wanted to see drift.
|It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Charlie sits on Santa's lap|
Seconding this. I was worried that it might be lame gimmickry but it is fantastic.
|Fresh Prince of Bel Air - Mama No|
Having never watched the show, this makes me acutely aware that acting in black sitcoms is a highly stylized skill akin to Kabuki or Oratorio or Melodrama. The bizarre feminization of the voice isn't meant to be realistic but rather a presentational cue to the audience that the character is emotionally distressed. So too is hip-hop dance required for any movement across the stage.
The live studio audience is an ersatz replacement for the real experience of seeing this scene live at The Globe or La Scala.
|The Known Universe|
Douglas Adams gave me the impression that this was supposed to make my head explode. I barely got a headache.
|Chester The Amazing Peeing Dog|
The coup de grace was when he landed on 3 legs.
|Romy Schneider in test footatge for unmade film 'Inferno'|
Someday we will have the processing power to fully animate Romy Schneider banging the Nvidia pixie with a Slinky at over 60 fps.
|Chainsaw sculpture of the EVA-01|
Campaigning for a "Japan FTW" tag, are we?
|Real Life Simpsons Intro|
Down for Americans. Find it here:
|Romanian President Traian Basescu hitting a child (HQ).|
For every American that will watch and enjoy this, there are thirty Americans who will watch and enjoy "Two and a Half Men".
|What Earth Would Look Like With Rings Like Saturn|
Yes Wombles, if the rings appear wholly formed tomorrow then there will be major ecological fallout.
The video could presuppose that the rings formed near the time of Earth's formation (or better yet, the formation of the Moon) which would allow for some kind of ecosystem via which people could still evolve and invent the internet.
|Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No|
That article is spectacular. Ellis was pissed at the Reds after they beat the Pirates to the pennant. Next time he faced the Reds he said to his team he was going to hit every batter from the Reds at least once. Everybody thought he was full of shit. He hit three and walked two before they pulled him from the game.
|Bird Cage Beard|
//Placeholder until I figure this one out. Something about the Beard of Stratford on Avon
// I can come back and edit this later, right?
|We love Russia|
Start at 0 stars.
-1 Star for not including the street fight scene featuring the manhole cover.
+ 1 Star for each time I laughed out loud
+ 1 Star for each tortilla chip I almost choked on
... we're going to need more stars.
|Dragons Forever - Jackie Chan|
Down. Can't find a mirror but I found it in 2 parts:
Holy shit Yuen Biao! Also, has anybody given Jackie Chan's particular style of "escape fighting" a name?
This whole episode was great. Second best of the season. (The road-trip to the Grand Canyon is still the leader.)