Banal Intercourse
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How do you get an 80' boat under a 65' bridge?
09/29/11, 08:52 So it turns out all those guys with Truck Nutz are just trying to do wheelies. Who knew? |
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Pedigree Dogs Exposed
09/26/11, 12:43 They tried to outlaw puppy mills in Arkansas and Pennsylvania. I think the measures failed in both states.
If your dog or cat isn't from the pound, you don't TRULY love animals. |
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Gang Stalking Tactics at Wal-Mart
09/25/11, 23:37 Yup. Take mine too. |
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UCI Mountain Bike World Championship technical downhill
09/12/11, 11:37 And the "COMMENTARY!" tag is off and running. |
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The Ultimate Trick
09/09/11, 16:41 nevermind
I wish you had made this a 4 part submission. |
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The Ultimate Trick
09/09/11, 16:38 I watched this 10 times in a row. I just can't believe it's fake. This may go down as my favorite favorited video. |
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Unintelligible Empanada Truck
09/06/11, 17:01 Why are we so sure it's an empanada truck. It sounds to me like he's selling (something something something) BURROS. |
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How To Make an Omelet
09/03/11, 13:43 "A traditional omelette really showcases the qualities of a good chef. With our version (little smile) we wanted to highlight..."
Seriously, even the chef knows this is "a thing" and not a real *thing*. How can you NOT love this? Also, I strongly suspect that the thing he made is goddamned delicious. If I had a million dollars I would spend it all in one night on hookers and blow leaving $15,000 left over to hire him to make me this omelette the next morning. |
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GOING TO THE STORE!
09/03/11, 13:30 The title is such a fucking letdown! I mean, it doesn't even look like he made it to the store. |
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The Cat Assassin
09/03/11, 13:25 The buzzing and whirring of the dying |
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Dark & Edgy
09/03/11, 11:40 Kind of late, actually. |
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Double Slit Experiment in Minecraft
09/02/11, 23:30 No, Toenails. 61.35568% of available sperglords are playing both. 98.9254% are playing one or both. In fact, the Venn diagram illustration of sperglords playing Minecraft intersecting Dwarf Fortress is a great example of the same intersections you see with... wait for it... a classic double slit experiment. |
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I am T-Pain Microphone ad
09/01/11, 20:11 Sounds like it's tuned to "I'm On A Boat" |
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This is just... there are no words.
08/24/11, 16:03 ABC is apparently pissed off that some intern leaked this. It's Ariel Winter's audition tape for "Modern Family". She's the one on the left. |
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Modern doom-based parenting technique
08/23/11, 08:13 These are for freedom. |
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Modern doom-based parenting technique
08/23/11, 08:13 Camping Faggort! |
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Tiny Fuppets: Party Pals
08/15/11, 02:45 He enjoys meatsagna. |
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How To Pronounce Penis
08/12/11, 22:05 "onomatopoeia" |
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WOUB Signoff tape 1977
08/11/11, 08:39 Oprah's real name is Augustine. Hmmm. |
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KitH - McGuillicutty & Green
08/10/11, 08:50 Why didn't Kevin McDonald have a better career after this? He was so fucking brilliant on the show. |
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