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|Underground Comedy 2010 trailer|
Also, as a little footnote, the production company releasing this abortion is called Square One.
Just throwing that out there.
|Underground Comedy 2010 trailer|
I've posted about it before, but I'll give a little refresher on it. Basically, every commercial you saw for the original was paid for by Vince Offer himself, more or less out of pocket. He worked himself into something like $400,000 worth of debt making and promoting the original film. No one liked it but MAN did he want people to. He really Believed in it. And so even after it was clear how much of a bomb the thing was, and how in over his head he had gotten, he kept working at trying to make it successful. Anyway, the debt he incurred is why he ended up trying to sell you a chamois on TV at 3:00 in the morning.
Now. I thought he had finally given up the ghost of making his shitty comedy film successful. He -- unbelievably, implausibly -- found a way out of his seemingly intractable situation, and it seemed he was content with his little niche in popular culture.
But no. Instead of being happy with his incredible luck in getting out of debt by becoming a minor celebrity, he wants to use all the money he's made as starting capital to do the exact same shit ALL OVER AGAIN.
Vince Offer so obviously has a dogged, unhealthy obsession with being recognized for this film that literally NO ONE likes, or will ever like, and it is going to utterly destroy him.
I would read a book about this man. For real.
|Facebook: The Movie|
Word on the street is they REALLY wanted Michael Cera for the Zuckerburg role but he turned it down, so they cast the poor man's Michael Cera for it instead. The same thing happened with Zombieland. Basically there's a guy in Hollywood whose only utility is being the second chair awkward introvert.
|10th Anniversary Sept. 11th Commemorative Medal|
"A magnificent sculpture of the World Trade Center with the USS New York sailing past."
Is this one of those experiments with time travel paradoxes? Like, they sent the ship back to shoot down the planes before the attack, just to see what would happen?
|another 'Old Spice' parody/ripoff|
"sexy non-sequiturs" is now on the list of things white dudes should never, ever attempt.
|Videos found while searching POE usernames: Time Travel Mishap|
Maybe it'll sound narcissistic but I feel my name would lend itself to this concept pretty well. I'm sure it would turn up plenty of videos worthy of this site.
|An interview with conservative comedian Brad Stine|
I think the reason people apparently call him preachy is because his comedy routine consists of humorless rants about how terrible America has become, and how awesome America is.
|New Spice: Study like a Scholar|
This was cute.
|You dun goofed up|
Instant Message in a Bottle
|Sharron Angle On Unemployment|
I hate this woman but she's right on at least one count. Unemployment pays better than most jobs available to the people on unemployment. But that's because we allow companies to pay significantly less than a livable wage to their workers.
It also sounds like she thinks benefits shouldn't always be completely cut off when someone finds work. I definitely agree there too.
The system as it stands encourages long-term unemployment and helps no one, least of all the people receiving benefits.
|Rep. Barton Apologizes If BP Apology Was Misconstrued|
You are now thinking about how Republicans routinely criticize Obama for being too contrite.
|Wiggly Russian Bridge|
My gut feeling is that no, it isn't supposed to do that.
Call it a hunch.
|Metroid Prime: The 'Citizen Kane' of Gaming?|
garcet71283, I'm putting you on a list. You will never get off the list. One day you will regret having been put on the list.
|$100 Note Unveiling video from the Federal Reserve|
Are they promoting the bill's features or suggesting names for my new band?
|The Black Conservative Show : Cuss The Bitches Out|
no, wtf japan, you can't call black people you don't like niggers. jesus CHRIST.
|South African White Supremacist has a Temper Tantrum on TV|
|How to Parallel Park|
Okay but let's see him do the burn and lap in less than 36 seconds.
|Man Gets 6 Years for Cooking Dog|
I'll take bullshit misconceptions for $2000, Alex.
|SkinnyGirl - Boo Boo Banana Bread|
It's really not a bad recipe at its core, although I use regular white sugar and white flour.
What I do:
1 1/4 cups sugar
1 stick of butter (yes, an entire stick)
2 cups flour
a couple capfulls of vanilla
1 teaspoon of salt, 1 teaspoon of baking soda.
The baking powder is kind of unnecessary. As are chocolate chips. (And nuts, I hate nuts in my banana bread).
|Showdown between two guys in a welfare office|
Oh man. That was a really unfortunate comment.