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|Preview of Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess|
This caused me literal pain to watch. Like being punched in the chest.
|ZOMG KITTY KILLED VIA FINGER GUN|
|Breaking Bad - Emilio's Acid Bath|
It all started to go bad when Malcom got busted for male prostitution and Dewey ODed on heroin.
Glad to see POE users finally discovering this show, it is probably the best show on TV right now and right up there with The Wire and Deadwood as the one of the best cable series ever.
|You act like you've never seen a severed human head on a tortoise before! Haha!|
Yes, as said above, it is Trejo. He plays an informant in this episode nicknamed Tortuga, who rats to the DEA in return for furniture and other things out of catalogs (the bald guy, Hank, is new to the department, doesn't like this arrangement, and this is what he's talking about at the beginning of the scene)
So apparently the cartel found out that Trejo is a snitch and set up this insane booby trap.
|Texas Rep Joe Barton doesn't understand middleschool geology|
I just want to re-iterate for everyone in case their mind refused to absorb it the first time. The representative in this video, Joe Barton, uploaded said video, which you have just seen. Because he is proud of it.
Think about that.
|Pit Fighter speed run (Genesis Version)|
In the pit fighting world, that last technique is called "the gambol"
|EX VIVO LUNG: treating lungs outside the body|
In the case of the lungs, those disgusting bags are in turn composed of millions of tiny disgusting bags.
I use my tenga cups for a couple months at a time. They start to get these tiny orange worms after a time though, which is usually when I throw it out.
Anyway, great product!!
|Soy Vince Con Slap Chop|
NEVER touch the slapchop.
|World's Biggest Deliverable Pizza|
Of course his heart explodes anyway after finishing that thing.
|Flaming Bacon Lance!|
Weaponized bacon. When the fatty revolution comes, the cavalry will ride in on scooter-chariots, wielding these bacon lances, and not a soul will be spared.
Unless they can walk faster than 2 miles per hour.
|Billy Mays orders fast food|
At first I thought it would be some teenagers ordering with a Billy Mays soundboard, and then the video started, and it was full of stars.
|An unusual looking bird|
Glad to see they finally crossbred a parakeet and an old english sheep dog.
I also love the "its parents actually abandoned it at birth because of the way it looked" line accompanied by the happy jingle, and then the video ending on that note.
|The lengthiest spoken oath commonly required of witnesses in a formal legal trial|
Threats to life
And to your fitness
Fear them both
When you're a witness
|Put the Fucking Lotion In The Basket|
Full of stars.
|DC news - Jim Vance has a hard time telling the news|
I like the "relating an anecdote in the break room" style of reporting he utilizes.
|The radius of death from a North Korean missile impact.|
Awful. Only a truly backwards, evil nation would stage a nuclear attack on Japan.
|Rush Limbaugh: Anal Poisoning|
We all know that's a condition that only affects wrestlers, baleen.
|News Anchor Notices A Moustache On A Lady Guest|
This is like the New Zealand version of Morning Joe.
|911 Call - Guy lost in woods in his Ferrari|
I recommend everyone watch this video again while imagining what Camonk just said is 100% true. It makes the it ten times better.