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|McCain Be Old|
Come on, he breastfed Strom Thurmond? How humorless do you have to be to give a shit whether this is "helping?" We don't need fuckin' help, you fraidy-twats. We're winning in a walk. I don't know when you'll be able to unclench your terrified assholes and appreciate jokes again, but I hope it's soon.
|Jesus Is A Friend Of Mine|
This song is New Wave as fuck. All you guys that are laughing at it just because it's about Jesus are missing the point so hard it hurts.
|Golden Girls Clueless|
God damn it I miss the nineties.
|Tim Wise: On White Privilege|
You know, I've been saying this for years and nobody listens to me either. Keep fighting the good fight, Timbo.
|Harold Lloyd Fan Video|
Forgotten by whom?
|Pat Morita, standup comedian|
As a kid whose first exposure to Pat Morita was The Karate Kid, I remember the first time I heard him talking on an interview, I was like, "Damn, Mr. Miyagi's English has really improved." No, there's no point or punchline.
|Sexy Weather Girl|
There's a high-pressure system forming in my pants.
|Haka in Texas Football|
I think everything should start with a haka.
|Bill Maher on Palin, the bailout, etc|
Dude, don't laugh at your own jokes. God's sake, you're on TV.
|Matewan (1987) - The Union|
I love Labor Week.
|Mr. Show - Harrison Greeley III vs Charles McHutchence|
I'd do this if I were rich, self-promotion for its own sake.
|AFL-CIO's Richard Trumka on Racism and Obama|
If we should ever happen to find ourselves in the same bar, Richard Trumka drinks for free.
|Hell's Ground Trailer|
Pakistan gets it. Pakistan is on my Friends list. From this day forward, anyone who has something bad to say about Pakistan will answer to me.
|Fist of Legend - Final Fight|
This movie was my introduction to Jet Li, and the beginning of a lifelong love affair.
|Drunk history, volume 4.|
Not so much. I feel like this guy was too conscious of the fact that he was supposed to be a funny drunk.
|McCain asked about his lifetime's worth of government healthcare.|
I only got thirty seconds in before I realized I just can't listen to a word out of John McCain's mouth anymore, but I'm sure it was a great clip.
I think it's time for me to go to a nursing home or something. I don't understand how the world works anymore.
|Pug puppy attack|
Well, I know what my nightmares will be about.
I guess you never figured out how to turn them off?