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|another high fructose corn syrup ad|
And this would be fine if it were even possible to consume HFCS in moderation.
This trailer actually makes me hate America a little bit.
|The Letter From Hell|
It took me awhile to figure out that God didn't have to be a moron and an asshole just because so many of His putative followers are.
|Time-Life Books 'Mysteries of the Unknown' commercial|
Had the whole set.
|Will Smith is losing his mind|
When Smith talks about alchemy, he's speaking in the metaphorical way. The lemonade thing is actually a good analogy to spiritual alchemy. This doesn't come across as crazy to me at all, actually. A little intense, but way saner than Tom Cruise.
|The Boy With An Arse As A Face - That Mitchell and Webb Look|
You can turn them off with that little triangle in the bottom right. Mind you, I still think the people that put them in there ought to be beaten with bamboo rods until they pass out.
|Father of The Year and His Son|
It's hard to reconcile my support for reproductive rights with my belief that these people should've been sterilized.
I'd say most people in America are racist, but have the courtesy not to be assholes about it in public, which is as much as I ask of anyone these days.
|Overheard at the 99 cent store|
What seven geniuses rescued this piece of shit from the hopper?
|That one kid getting nailed in the nuts again (and again)|
Binro, I'll ask again: do you ever get tired of apologizing for the shittiness of others?
|Belgium Teen Sex PSA|
I have decided.
Do old people in Britain walk around with their medals pinned to their chest all the time? In America this would be...inappropriate.
|The Rejected Ending to 'Scary Movie III'|
"Cocaine is expensive," says actor Charlie Sheen.
|Cat Still Loves Dog|
That's how it usually happens for me.
|Evilution disproved in 5 minutes|
This should be hilarious, but instead it just makes me unutterably sad.
This man can't have an IQ higher than 75. I'll eat a dick if he even finished high school. He's shockingly ignorant, but also, somehow, highly opinionated and bellicose. Despite all this, he gets to vote, and breed, and possibly own guns.
|Pentecostal Public Access|
This is what happens when you give religion to peasants.
|McCartney listens to Lennon's 'Beautiful Boy'|
Bland, douchey pop music doesn't become good just because you're the first one to do it.
|First result for 'Irish People' on Youtube|
As much as I hate to encourage the Irish, you've got to admire their...whatever the hell that was.
In the beginning I was keeping track of all the great lines and zingers to quote in my comment, but I lost track. God DAMN that's a good speech. If I were McCain I would tap out now before the tag team of Black Superman and Joe "Six-Pack" Biden rock is flabby fucking face off.
|Varla Jean Merman's Stonewall|
As a fan of Stonewall and Schoolhouse Rock, five stars.