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I wasn't ready for that, but now that I've seen it, I feel like I'm ready for anything.
|LOL Together--a lolcat filk of the Beatles' 'Come Together'|
I wish there was something stronger I could do to express how much I hate this.
|Gabe Freeman eats 8 cans of catfood|
I guess I like the idea of the guy eating a bunch of cat food, but it's not that impressive to watch.
You're all idiots.
Quadriplegia doesn't mean having zero motion and sensation in all four limbs. It just means that all four limbs have some degree of impairment. Many of these guys can still move their arms but have some difficulties with gripping or fine manipulation, and so are classified as quadriplegic. So I guess it's actually you who have no idea.
I've had a long day of listening to people run off at the mouth with the condescending attitude that only total ignorance can bestow, I come here to relax, and this is what I find. Millard, I'm most disappointed in you, because you appear to have seen the movie, but you clearly weren't paying any attention.
Just once today I'd like to see somebody take a second to learn before they opened their stupid fucking yaps, but the day is almost done and it looks like I won't get my wish. Here's hoping for better luck tomorrow.
|Werewolf Bar Mitzvah|
If you don't love this, I'd be happy to explain why you're an idiot.
|Trailer Park Boys - Jalapeno|
I guess I should start watching this.
|The Daily Show - Barak Obama: He Completes Us|
We all joke about it because we don't like to admit that this is how he makes us feel.
|Obama vs. McCain: The First Debate|
Maybe I should start smoking pot again.
|It makes my taco pop|
Is it too late to say I'd like to pop her taco?
And by "pop her taco" I mean "break the hymen on that fresh little snizz she's packing?"
|Gov. Sarah Palin's Republican VP Nomination Acceptance Speech Pt. 1|
When McCain introduces her as "the next Vice President of the United States," you can see he doesn't really believe it. God, this election is delicious.
|Dan Aykroyd as a hit man|
My absolute favorite film. I've been watching it every few months for a decade, and I still find new things to love about it.
|Unicorn v. Narwhal|
Why can't I find CSA online? I've been wanting to see it forever.
|White Man in Hammersmith Palais|
Obviously the Mescaleros ain't no Clash, but I'm physically incapable of not worshipping Joe Strummer.
Tries so hard it horseshoes back to not trying at all.
|John McCain's Newest Campaign Ad|
Most of the time lead paint just fucks a kid up, but sometimes it fucks them up in a way that's awesome.
|Little Donovan is wrested away from his computer game|
Nah, this kid is just hamming for the camera.
|Weird Science- Creating Lisa|
Computers can't make matter out of thin air. It was the voodoo ritual with the bras and the chanting that did that part.
|Glam-emo rocker tool bag shares talks about life|
I only saw the first forty seconds, and never will I see any more. One day, you fuckers, Darby Crash is going to climb out of Hell and make you wish you'd never been born.
|Morning Musume English Interviews|
Come on, the guy's on TV, and he's probably having a very hard time not tearing their panties off with his teeth. I know I would.