Torture the Artist
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Kiai Master vs. MMA fighter
05/18/10, 15:01 There are a number of ways an old guy can avoid being punched. "Not engaging in a combat sport while trying to convince people you're a wizard" is very, very close to the top of the list. |
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Andy Rooney Learns to Rap
05/18/10, 13:53 This is brilliant, and the Andy offering somehow reaches a new level of crotchety and ludicrously old. Did he seriously just get angry about free fudge? |
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Complete The Danged Fence
05/18/10, 13:23 It's worth noting that Nogales isn't in Pinal county. The actual Sheriff of Nogales wanted nothing to do with this stupid shit, so McCain just grabbed the first racist in a uniform he could find. |
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Detroit Police Shoot and Kill Sleeping 7-year-old
05/18/10, 11:30 I... what?! |
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Modern Warfare 2: Infinite Ammo Glitch
05/11/10, 17:48 yeah, they were a bit too enthusiastic about that dumb effect.
this game sucks horribly compared to the first, but everyone probably guessed that. |
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MGS2: Dissociative Colonel Transmissions
05/10/10, 22:50 don't you swordfight the president on a flying turtle after this? |
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Two Elderly Ukrainians vs. Two Young Hip Ukrainians
05/08/10, 18:04 And it bounces off and hits the old lady! |
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A determined pug in fisticuffs
05/08/10, 17:24 because it sat there complaining and slapping while another animal slowly ate all of its food? |
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A determined pug in fisticuffs
05/08/10, 01:32 i like around :35 where he bites the couch to illustrate to the cat what he's going to do if his useless body ever, EVER lets him get up there. |
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The Onion - Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On
05/03/10, 15:10 That's probably it, yeah. |
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Candy Throw
05/03/10, 15:06 More importantly, this is the only way I can get off now and this video ruined my life. |
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Candy Throw
05/03/10, 15:04 Right in the damn head with some candy. |
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The 'Puss Smack' competition.
04/30/10, 17:51 it didn't hurt you in any way and there are no ladies here that are impressed by you saying it did, you fat fucking brain-damaged white knight squawk box cunt. this dumb-ass OW MY IMAGINED TWAT bullshit would have been a lot less grating if not for the ben roethlisberger-caliber grossness you dropped in that second paragraph. jesus christ, guy. |
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The Onion - Fat Kid Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On
04/26/10, 19:56 I really, really wish whoever said the word "hipster" around you retards would have gone ahead and told you what it meant.
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The 'I See O.J.' Call.
04/24/10, 21:41 Hearing a boring and stupid thing and assuming Howard Stern did it is a pretty safe gamble, generally.
Seriously, he fucking sucks. |
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AC-130 Gunship Footage - Afghanistan
04/24/10, 14:55 the chatter makes them sound like total sociopaths. when they laugh about how scared the guy getting carjacked by the SAS must be i always want to lay down the controller.
that's the most discomforting level in the whole game, which is saying a lot. |
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Bad Santa - Drunk At Work
04/22/10, 15:57 Your opinion is fucking worthless and you are fucking worthless. |
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More Scenes from Bad Santa with the fat kid
04/22/10, 15:25 it is downright amazing how much better this movie was than its godawful ad campaign made it out to be. |
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Christina Applegate Punching Loop With a Twist Ending!!
04/18/10, 21:19 She has breast cancer and had a mastectomy back in 2008, which somehow, against all odds, makes this creepier. |
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The starwipe tribute to starwipes
04/17/10, 14:23 Ron was not present. |
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