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man plays risk with his cat
04/10/09, 19:14 "Hipster" has become such an outrageously broad and poorly defined quasi-insult that anybody who's the least bit trendy or intelligent ends up checking off one of the defining traits at some point.
This guy checks off absolutely none of them, unless somehow his wearing the same glasses as everybody else under 25 counts. This guy looks like he promotes raves and sells ketamine to high schoolers. He is not a hipster. |
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Your business card is CRAP!
04/09/09, 15:42 Your business card is printed on shards of the TRUE CROSS using the BLOOD OF CHRIST. Looks like crap? IT IS CRAP. |
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Keenan or Kel talks about smacking sausages in a bathtub
04/02/09, 00:20 How can you not tell Keenan and Kel apart? That's a disgrace. |
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Chris-Chan's seething rage - a three part finale?
03/31/09, 15:04 It's not really that funny, no, but an autistic comic book artist in a cartoon world of toys is making super villain threats to a bunch of slightly less autistic shut-ins who created elaborate female personas to get a retard on the internet to masturbate to them.
This is why Portal of Evil was created. |
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Roosevelt's grandson defends Social Security
03/29/09, 22:44 It's not racist if it's on the internet! |
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Awful Olympic Swim Trial
03/29/09, 19:06 This wouldn't be nearly as good if the announcers weren't such relentless dicks about the whole affair. |
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Ghost Rider hits a phone pole named reality
03/28/09, 18:28 I'm positive this is a dupe, but who cares? |
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Chris-Chan: I Love You Ivy
03/27/09, 06:05 The guys fucking with him have been more desperate and pathetic than he is for a while now. |
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sodahead13 chugging a Snapple
03/24/09, 19:52 That's not a soda!!!
What have you become, sodahead? |
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the toolman takes on fatman
03/22/09, 21:38 I'm not going to pretend I haven't posted stuff that sucks, but I'm definitely not going to take advice on how to avoid being vapid and uncreative from a guy who submits Robot Chicken clips. |
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South Park - Mickey and the Jonas Brothers
03/20/09, 21:59 WHAT I'M GETTING AT IS FUCK YOU, OKAY? |
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South Park - Mickey and the Jonas Brothers
03/20/09, 21:59 The Coming of Evil - mickey laughs at the end of every sentence and its a pissa, haha. hope he comes back 4 another episode where he beats up miley cyrus, haha, now that would be hilerious, haha. |
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South Park - Mickey and the Jonas Brothers
03/20/09, 21:58 JuicyPrincess - Sooo funny!This was truly JAW DROPPING! When I saw Mickey I was like "OMG, They didn't go there." This episode is soooooo tru tho! I was at my little cousins bday last month and all the little girls started licking Jonas Brothers posters. It's pretty sick what Disney is doing!!! |
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South Park - Mickey and the Jonas Brothers
03/20/09, 21:57 Comments
najil - Best PartThis is the best part of the new episode! haha .. so FUNNY xD I luv it |
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Megaman 2 Music Video.
03/19/09, 18:44 It's seriously like a seven minute version of that kid's Nintendo Power rap about The Legend of Zelda's radness. I still wanted so much to give this 5 for "I will throw a bomb and then I will jump around," and the long-overdue introduction of robot misogyny, but there are only so many words a man can end with a "z" before he becomes a detriment to society.
I have no idea whether I love or hate this video. |
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Sharky - Happy Valentine's Day
03/15/09, 21:23 If you want a picture of the future, imagine human beings loving each other - FOREVER! |
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Semi-nude party girl had a drink too many
03/12/09, 20:45 How can you not understand a drunk retard yelling a swear and falling down? The point is not exactly buried under layers of elaborate subtext here. |
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driving into tunnels in Pennsylvania in 1953
03/10/09, 14:13 MANOS. |
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Super Mario on the TI-83+
03/10/09, 04:16 Big deal. I can make a calculator say "BOOBLESS." |
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elderly woman fends off naked attacker
03/08/09, 15:23 This would be the exact plot to Ernest Commits A Rape. |
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