deadpan So is Ali Veshi white now? It's so hard to keep track of these things.
Chalkdust "white people" is an attitude as much as it is a genetic state
duck&cover That's right, keep them distracted so Momma can grab a big chuck of protein.
voodoo_pork Timothy Treadwell rants incoherently in his grave.
Fatback Jack "I see no kinship - no understanding. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature and a half-bored interest in reverse belly-to-back suplexes."
gmol The wind starts to blow, softly at first.
Dark clouds cover the sky, blotting out the sun.
Then, the gusts strengthen as they howl across across the road at cyclone speed.
The two baby bears look up to the sky in fear. As young as they are, they've experienced skies more brooding and winds that could topple their mother from her feet. It isn't the oncoming storm they fear.
A tall Russian man in red speedo emerges from the forest...
STABFACE Adorable? They look like some kind of fucked up genetic experiment between toddlers and dogs.