Jet Bin Fever - 2011-09-30 "I am not a monkey, I'm not scratchin' my balls all day, pickin' my ass, swattin' at flies... I'm a human being... by the grace of god, by lord and savior, Jesus Christ of Nazareth uhhh only child of mary and joseph uhhhhhhhh"
Corpus Delectable - 2011-09-30 If those are the qualifications, apparently I've been a monkey THIS WHOLE TIME!
pastorofmuppets - 2011-10-01 holy crap, that's the actual transcript. amazing troll.
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2011-09-30 Evolution is ridiculous. An invisible space man put me here and some snake screwed it up.
IrishWhiskey - 2011-09-30 It's insulting to say I came from an animal. I'm an advanced, sophisticated being, so clearly I came from dirt and my wife came from my rib.