Billy the Poet
Sometimes I give five stars to a video just because it is funny. Other times I give four stars to a video... and it was more funny than the first one. I just thought that it could be funnier.

Daddy Warcrimes
Now scientists tell us that stars are actually giant balls of gas, burning at millions of degrees. I'm not sure if that's something I'd actually want, let alone five of them. Where would you keep them? I don't think they'd fit in my garage. Maybe you could loan them out during winters in Seattle. I've been told it gets very cloudy and gray there.

memedumpster
When the fad, some say fad, first started, giving stars to other commenters for the wit, or novelty, of their comments came with a kind of unspoken etiquette. You never gave less than five stars, nor would you expect someone to compliment you with anything less than five stars, because, otherwise, why take the time? Nowadays, it seems the stars themselves are as arbitrary as my... my arm... I seem to be... you know... what's... fu...

mashedtater
Sorry, for a moment there I was distracted by these comment boxes. Remember when the comment box was larger? I don't like these new boxes, because they are small and hard to type into. The stars themselves have seem to shrunk as well, I remember when the stars were the size of my thumbnail.

BiggerJ
The Andy Rooney Game: Comments for Video 100046:

Stars are funny! The stars themselves have seem to shrunk as well, I remember when the stars were the size of my thumbnail.

MC Scared of Bees
My vote this round is for Daddy Warcrimes.

pineapplejuicer
outstanding team effort

Billy the Poet
The Seattle weather seals it for Warcrimes.