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Desc:Words cannot describe this
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Crime
Tags:shockmaster, failure, Raincoat, fail, painful
Submitted:Hailey2006
Date:10/04/11
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The Mothership
I'm unsure what the most difficult thing to watch about this is; is it the murdering of a classic by the very band that wrote the song? Is it Axl's barely remembering the words? Is it the half-assed Slash impersonator? Is it the guy fumbling with the clone helmet? All I know is that this is the funniest thing I have seen all week. Streaming tears of pain and laughter.
Riskbreaker
I don't even know what to say, right now a cover band in the local bar sounds and performs way better than this. Slash and the rest of the former members must be laughing out loudly to this mess.
EvilHomer
Words CAN describe this. Words like:

Guns N Roses
Axl Rose
Fifty years old

The Stormtrooper helmet is a nice touch, though.
Stopheles
It's only fitting that the Shockmaster ended up in this incarnation of GnR.

Jet Bin Fever
YES! Needs The Shockmaster tag.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
What an abomination. My favorite band reduced to a bunch of for-hire posers led by a front man who sounds like Mickey Mouse. His voice is fucking history.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious


Here, watch their Rock In Rio '91 show and forget this ever happened.

http://youtu.be/tfnjy79PdG0


simon666
Axl Rose, a man who got too caught up in the image of himself to be himself. :(
Riskbreaker
His body got too caught with himself. Seriously, he looks like he's about to burst.

Cockmaster Flash
I think we now know what Michael Jackson would have looked like had he lived this long.
fatatty
The only way to keep a rock star's legend intact is for them to die at their peak. I would say Jackson didn't get off that easy, but the rest of his decline would have been particularly painful to watch.

Raggamuffin
Go watch that documentary about Michael Jackson's planned comeback concert to see what he could still do at his age. As you watch, realize that Axle Rose was born 4 years AFTER Michael.

MacGyver Style Bomb
God DAMN.

Also... The Shockmaster!
sosage
In the jung...*pant*...to the jungle *GASP*...you bring it...*GASP*...NYAAAAH!*PANT OMG*...wanna watch you *GASP*
charmlessman
WELCOME TO THE JUNGUhhh*gasp* WE GOT FUN AND GAhhh*gasp* WE GOT EVERYTHING YOU WAHhh*gasp*

Rudy
The raincoat might hide the gut and the hat might hide the hair loss but the dude was seriously winded less than a minute in. All that "he's in seclusion mixing the new album" was just hiding the fact that he was hanging out at Chucky Cheese the whole time.

Billy the Poet
I don't even like G&R and this is hard to watch.
Abstract Fainter
There is every possibility that that is actually Kid Rock, so my hope remains.
Old_Zircon
Looks more like GG Allin in a clown suit.

memedumpster
The "ow my back" pose makes it.
Siebenstein
Wow, this actually enters SHREDS-territory at about the 2:30 mark.
kwash
I had to check to make sure it wasn't.

Louis Armstrong
Is he in the jungle? He should just DIEEAhhhhhhAHHHh







(choke, cough, spurt, death)

kwash
Okay, so you're Guns N Roses, and you're doing a few reunion shows. You can hire pretty much any two guitarists in the world (or at least America) to perform with you. Hell, I hate GNR and I would do it. Why on Earth would you pick two guys who suck that fucking badly?
Void 71
One of my favorite parts of this video is at 2:44 when the guitarist decides to pick up the helmet that caused him to brutally destroy a solo 10 seconds before. Then you can see him messing up another guitar part with the helmet on at 3:00. 10 seconds later, he's really feeling himself even though he's totally out of time. It comes full circle at 3:27 when he decides to hold the helmet with his right hand while badly playing the rest of the song with his left hand because he has too much pride to take it completely off again.

This guy needs to give Buckethead a call.
Anaxagoras
I don't think Buckethead would accept the call. It would only further humiliate that poor guitarist.

sosage
It looks like he gets so flustered, that he winds up playing the neck of one guitar while stringing the strings of the other. I dunno about guitars though.

didcotmassif
as good as they have ever been
FISTFULLofSOUL
It's so wheezy.
jimmicampkin
This is worse than that cover version of Sweet Child O' Mine last month.

CornOnTheCabre
apparently his "wardrobe" was influenced by Breaking Bad, which means he officially looks more pathetic and unhealthy than a meth cook with leukemia
Hailey2006
I thought he was going for some kind of Dick Tracy or Inspector Gadget thing!

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