|The Mothership |
I'm unsure what the most difficult thing to watch about this is; is it the murdering of a classic by the very band that wrote the song? Is it Axl's barely remembering the words? Is it the half-assed Slash impersonator? Is it the guy fumbling with the clone helmet? All I know is that this is the funniest thing I have seen all week. Streaming tears of pain and laughter.
I don't even know what to say, right now a cover band in the local bar sounds and performs way better than this. Slash and the rest of the former members must be laughing out loudly to this mess.
Words CAN describe this. Words like:
Guns N Roses
Fifty years old
The Stormtrooper helmet is a nice touch, though.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
What an abomination. My favorite band reduced to a bunch of for-hire posers led by a front man who sounds like Mickey Mouse. His voice is fucking history.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Here, watch their Rock In Rio '91 show and forget this ever happened.
Axl Rose, a man who got too caught up in the image of himself to be himself. :(
His body got too caught with himself. Seriously, he looks like he's about to burst.
|Cockmaster Flash |
I think we now know what Michael Jackson would have looked like had he lived this long.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Also... The Shockmaster!
In the jung...*pant*...to the jungle *GASP*...you bring it...*GASP*...NYAAAAH!*PANT OMG*...wanna watch you *GASP*
|Billy the Poet |
I don't even like G&R and this is hard to watch.
|Abstract Fainter |
There is every possibility that that is actually Kid Rock, so my hope remains.
The "ow my back" pose makes it.
Wow, this actually enters SHREDS-territory at about the 2:30 mark.
|Louis Armstrong |
Is he in the jungle? He should just DIEEAhhhhhhAHHHh
(choke, cough, spurt, death)
Okay, so you're Guns N Roses, and you're doing a few reunion shows. You can hire pretty much any two guitarists in the world (or at least America) to perform with you. Hell, I hate GNR and I would do it. Why on Earth would you pick two guys who suck that fucking badly?
|Void 71 |
One of my favorite parts of this video is at 2:44 when the guitarist decides to pick up the helmet that caused him to brutally destroy a solo 10 seconds before. Then you can see him messing up another guitar part with the helmet on at 3:00. 10 seconds later, he's really feeling himself even though he's totally out of time. It comes full circle at 3:27 when he decides to hold the helmet with his right hand while badly playing the rest of the song with his left hand because he has too much pride to take it completely off again.
This guy needs to give Buckethead a call.
It looks like he gets so flustered, that he winds up playing the neck of one guitar while stringing the strings of the other. I dunno about guitars though.
as good as they have ever been
It's so wheezy.
This is worse than that cover version of Sweet Child O' Mine last month.
apparently his "wardrobe" was influenced by Breaking Bad, which means he officially looks more pathetic and unhealthy than a meth cook with leukemia
I thought he was going for some kind of Dick Tracy or Inspector Gadget thing!
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