All my million-year-old primate instincts are telling me, "it is diseased, it is unclean, it must be killed with fire".

Is it running for the GOP Presidential nomination or not?

I imagine she's really cool when she's working properly. That's an impressive range of motion in her face.

The doll, while creepy, isn't as creepy as her surroundings or the lecherous mouth-breather operating her.

I want one now!

goddammit it's a broken toy video that I didn't upload!!

Let the video load, then drag the button along the bar to truly appreciate how terrifying this doll's range of motion is.

I watched the whole thing waiting for him to release the arm and give me ten seconds of the arm spinning like a propeller while the face went through all of the contortions supper fast in reverse. What a letdown.