Hooker - 2011-10-07 I do like how, in the original video, the woman is holding the phone up to her face and says "Send." Because that's easier. Than pressing send. On the phone you are holding. In your hand.
There will be TV remotes one day and you hold them in your hand and tell it what you want it to do. It will be like when you're watching TV with someone else, and they have the remote, and you tell them to turn up the volume because you don't have the remote, but in this case you will have the remote and you've been deprogrammed into asking something else to do the work for you. And you will look back and laugh at when you had to press buttons on a thing to get stuff you wanted. What fools we were! How hard life was! FLUSH TOILET.
delicatessen - 2011-10-07 GladOS: "Or maybe you won't be there. Considering that you're blind."
IrishWhiskey - 2011-10-07 GladOS: "Go ahead and press the screen. It will totally send a picture of your new dog to your parents, and not a bestiality picture I just downloaded to everyone on your contacts list.