And you have to be on the brink of death by starvation if you find any of this food appetizing.

NORTH KOREA PIZZA IS BEST PIZZA!

Versus american pizza which is a slurry of random byproducs pressed into a remarkably realistic looking 'pizza' food product.

Hey, you need to leave Little Caesars out of this.

They have the best damn random slurry food products money can buy.

I would take exception. In the US at least you can find locally owned pizza places that serve very good pizza. If this is the only choice you have in the DPRK, then you're screwed.

I'd just like to stand up and say that even the lowly American chain pizza blows the doors off anything you can get almost anywhere else in the world. Italy excepted of course.

I've never been to Italy but I've had pizza in other places in Europe. It was not very good.

I come from Connecticut originally, and back home, we take our pizza VERY seriously. Every town has about a dozen high quality family owned pizza restaurants; in fact, our small business pizza places have almost completely run the chain store crap out of the state. I wouldn't consider myself a fullblown pizza snob like some other native sons, but I'm definitely a pizzafag of discriminating taste.

That said, South Korean Yam, Pumpkin Seed, and Ketchup Pizza is AWESOME.

Do you know what the hell is this in our glass? Should we care?

Fresh grilled Fescue!