duck&cover      Going to break out my capotain and my blunderbuss.
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pressed peanut sweepings      Just kick the damn bird.
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TheOtherCapnS      Five stars of trying way too hard mixed with local news awfulness.
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baleen      Turkeysationalism.
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freedoom      That is one vicious bird. the reporter was right to run away.
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TeenerTot      "Oh hello. Would you like to discuss how Jesus is your lord and savior? Wait, where are you going? Here, just let me explain how....Wait! WAAAIIT for MEEEEE!!!"
Seriously, he wouldn't have chased her if she weren't overreacting like that. She was deliberately baiting that bird. Fair and balanced my ass.
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Rudy      Your fear is more delicious to him than any grass seed.
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themilkshark      That turkey just wanted to eat her camera. Turkeys are ridiculously stupid, and hungry.
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Timothy A. Bear      I guess if that turkey had a little video camera he could legally chase anyone down COULDN'T HE
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