A) Not everything with notes is a 'song'. No one is singing in this.
B) This is not minimalism. Philip Glass is minimalism.
C) This is just musical masturbation. Which can still be funny.
D) Glass is an acquired taste. I once disliked him. Until I figured out what he was actually doing and the what the point of minimalism was - then I loved it.
I will always associate Philip Glass with my time in Manhattan. Nothing says "buildings so high you can't see the sky and parking costs too much anyway" like his music.
This made me laugh way harder than it should have. I can't tell if all my years of musical training and sophistication are failing me or if this is a sign that they have finally matured.