kwash I'm saving my stars until THA SUGAH RAIN regales us with the next installment of "I would/I would not."
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The Mothership I'm guessing he wouldn't, based on some random flaw in her bedroom decor or something. He usually goes for the crazier type, and she seems pretty normal, just lonely.
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jangbones we really need a PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME tag
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FreeOJ      She still uses 1337, whos the nub now
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RocketBlender      I knew this would be your submission. I just want you to know I hate you, thanks to you my youtube feed is FULL of shit like this.
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Pope Caius The hate will cleanse your soul, my child.
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Riskbreaker      The yt comments are surprisingly amusing.
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StanleyPain      Almost every single video on her account is about HEY I'M A GRRRL WHO PLAYS VIDEO GAMEZ GUYZ
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RocketBlender It's because there's no other hobby you can declare that pays off so quickly.
"Hey, I'm a girl sports fan."
"So is every other woman in the bar, sit down, game's on."
"I'm a lady who'se into classic cars."
"I'f you're hot enough, maybe someone will offer you a ride in their '69 Stringray. Drive it? Fuck no, do you have any idea what this is worth?"
"Hey gamestop shoppers, I'm a GRRRRL Gamer! I even have a triforce tramp stamp!"
"OHMYGAWD pleeeease be my girlfriend or waifu. You're so talented and smart and amazing. Can I buy you a game right now? You should totally be my amazing girlfriend, you'll never have to pay for games again."
So many "grrl gamers", ESPECIALLY ones who play MMOs, are so used to this kind of attention they start to feel like something's wrong when they don't get it.
I don't know who I hate more, girls like this or the enablers.
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notascientist As an adult with a life, might I suggest that you hate neither the girls or the enablers but promptly forget about both groups of people as soon as they fall out of your locus of attention?
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il fiore bel Huh. I had no idea enablers existed. All I ever got growing up was a bunch of "whatever, loser" stares or "yeah... that's nice" comments. Then I just stopped telling people I played video games altogether.
But yeah, fuck fraudulent female fad gamers and anyone that desperate for a girlfriend.
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TeenerTot      You got noobs?
I got boobs.
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dairyqueenlatifah      Here:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/was-an-everquest.php
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chumbucket      Sooooo TOTALLY 1337!!
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charmlessman      She looks like a 17 year old pop-tart bubblehead, and yeat she has a Dead Kennedy's poster. I'm confused.
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EvilHomer She looks like my brother. And the Dead Kennedys are considered hip dad rock these days.
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