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Desc:People can OCCUPY WALL STREET but I OCCUPY 0 bottles of CRISTAL CHAMPAGNE
Category:Stunts, Short Films
Tags:champagne, chug, Occupy Wall Street, OWS, cristal
Submitted:homogenousemptytime
Date:10/18/11
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Comment count is 25
Cena_mark
Its Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds, IRL.
freedoom
is he wearing some kind of inflatable muscle thing under his shirt? that does not look like a normal human body.

my other guess would be steroids and he doesn't work his muscle groups evenly.
BaconAficionado
His eyes are just too close together. It throws everything off.

spikestoyiu
He just looks kind of fat. Look at those enormous tits.

The Mothership
It's not a 0 bottle when you bought it on sale for 9.99. You just a broke-ass chump.

Extra star for the description.
Raggamuffin
He lost his extra to TJ "The Poker Phenom"

glasseye
Poor Cristal. It just doesn't stand up to the glory of his natty light.
dairyqueenlatifah
Downing a bottle of Cristal defeats the whole purpose.

Captain Obvious, etc.
Wonko the Sane
That is some weak ass chugging.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
USC trust fund baby.
catpenis27
I was thinking the exact same thing. After I graduated highschool and started looking for colleges to go to (which never happened) I asked my step-dad about USC. He says "sure, you can get into USC with your shitty grades, we just have to pay more. But you'll have to live with that for the rest of your life, knowing the only reason you have your degree is because you are a shitty rich kid that didn't work to get into school, just paid their way in." I have a certificate in manual lathe operation and I'm a machinist now. Wouldn't have it any other way though.

Craptabulous
Catpenis27 shares with his favorite website a little of his life.

Sounds nice, man. I'm glad things worked out.

CrimsonHyperSloth
That is some weak chugging.

Also, what are the courses like on machining? I'd love to go back to school for something like that. Is it reasonable to do it as a night course while working?

catpenis27
Check with your local community college. Unless you live in the midwest or north east like Connecticut there's not much as far as apprenticeships. Usually starts out with like, "intro to machine shop" where you basically learn how to not die using the machines. After that there's specialty stuff, almost like if you learn to use a typewriter then a computer. I've been working with all kinds of manual machines for about 8 years. Honestly, there's almost no money in it, but it's a ton of fun, at least I think so.

catpenis27
And I would say yes, it is a pretty practical thing to do while working, because unless you have a big ass lathe at home, there's really no homework, a bit of studying, but that's mostly just learning terminology.

CrimsonHyperSloth
I'm up in Canada but I'm sure it's about the same (apart from local regulations for course material).

I'm looking to do it more for skills and to possibly to move some work at my shop in house, or at least rework of parts and prototyping. I appreciate the response.

Cheers.

Craptabulous
Forgot my stars.
memedumpster
"Tastes like shit."

A brotest!
cognitivedissonance
It's a brotastrophe!

boggy84
three chugs? what a goddamn babby. not even good at the only thing he's capable of doing.
moldprince
Sodahead13 is an infinitely more frugal, skilled, and endearing of a chugger.
glendower
He just got his bouncer wages.
Jet Bin Fever
*lengthy belch*
takewithfood
Doesn't John Cena have something better to do?
Cherry Pop Culture
I would never go near him if he and I were the last people on earth and had to procreate. So 5 stars
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