|Merzbau - 2011-10-22 |
This game is going to suck a million dicks, isn't it
Really, why the fuck should Sega even try to make a good Sonic game anymore?
They've been testing this for years now; if they put their least talented people and have them churn out the same shit every year, so long as it has a few furries in it, it will sell insanely well and everyone will cry that that was Sonic's return to form for a few months before they announce the next title, at which point they'll all go "Finally, a GOOD Sonic game is on the horizon!" and repeat the whole cycle all over again.
I'm totally fine with this, really. Sega can keep making quick cash off idiots while putting their real effort into games like Yakuza as long as it keeps forking for them.
|poorwill - 2011-10-22 |
looks fine to me
|theSnake - 2011-10-22 |
Hmm why has every version of this mediocre 2d platformer sucked since since we decided to start shoehorning it into 3d???? Hmm haha idk lets make another 3d one and see if its good this time.
PS hahaha they literally gave up and put the character on a physical rail this time lol
The rail shit has been going on for years. In 2015 teenagers will be championing the rail system as the pinnacle of gaming.
|EvilHomer - 2011-10-22 |
I honestly think Sega would have more luck with the Sonichu franchise at this point.
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-10-22 |
I'd rather play with a cup and ball than this bullshit.
|Void 71 - 2011-10-22 |
There really needs to be a tag that sums up the horror of modern video games.
|themilkshark - 2011-10-22 |
Most new Sonic games are bloated failpiles.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2011-10-22 |
If I ever go back in time and meet my younger self, the first thing I will tell him is that Sonic will lose to Mario. Lose real bad.
|RocketBlender - 2011-10-22 |
On a sidenote, this game isn't even out yet and we're already seeing this shit.
|fatatty - 2011-10-22 |
Why don't they just remove all player controls and let you watch sonic automatically slide through a pretty 3d environment already. It's clearly what they're working towards.
That's how almost any of the recent 3D games of Sonic work, except from the ending, where he will probably smash himself into a wall full of spikes.
|Cherry Pop Culture - 2011-10-23 |
Here I was thinking there would finally be a decent Sonic game.
Growing up on the blue blur, I played his epic, albeit tiny, golden age. I loved him.
But now as am adult, my dreams have slowly been shattered. I hate adulthood and most people in it. Only now do I realize what my father and aunts have been trying to hide me from. So I play games and have lots of fun.
But no fun came from Sonic for years. So I was waiting for a cool game. And waiting. Waiting some more. To quote animate series Sonic, "I'm waiting!" I just had to stop. At least I have the old games.
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