Seagal would punch punch the oil out while he's punching the blood out. He's ambidextrous.
What I'm saying is that it would be more like "Today You die (For Oil)."
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-10-24 "Will?" I think the question needs to end with "some more." It's not the first time corporations have paid the odd death squad to get rid of troublesome locals.
FABIO - 2011-10-24 Or just getting their home country's military to do it for them, a centuries old tradition.
jangbones - 2011-10-25 I concur. Was this recorded in the early 90's or something? How naive can these people possibly be?
And this shit isn't even as bad as the activities of oil companies in African countries. I mean, Jesus Christ, they just hand over dumptrucks full of cash and weapons to the absolute worst murderers and dictators the world will ever see.
memedumpster - 2011-10-25 Thank you. My first thought on this was "you mean they don't already?"
Mother_Puncher - 2011-10-24 I freelanced for Coca-cola on some wetwork they needed done in Columbia. Not a big deal or anything.
Cena_mark - 2011-10-24 What did you do for them? Make neckties?
Pompoulus - 2011-10-25 When they say an ingredient's 'secret' they're serious on a level most people don't realize.
Adham Nu'man - 2011-10-25 You should have at the very least learned how to spell Colombia.
EvilHomer - 2011-10-25 He meant District Of. And you wonder why so many murders go unsolved in our nation's capitol...!