poorwill      Worse than any cyst video.
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dowstroyer666      I like the sloppy butt in front lumpage going on there.
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Merzbau FRONTBUTT
OVER
KNEES
JESUS WHY
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Jet Bin Fever      Someone tell me this guy has proteus syndrome. That sort of growth cannot be anything but anomaly.
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dementomstie      Holy Fuck! That is disturbing. It's Jabba the Hutt come to life.
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Riskbreaker      Two seconds here.
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dead_cat 17 seconds. IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE.
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The Townleybomb      No idea if this is a male or a female. If it's the latter, I guess this is NSFW, but a star for every second I could stand to watch anyway.
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pastorofmuppets Obesity leads to estrogen dominance, so basically his body isn't sure either.
The eye circles are kidney failure.
Evil.
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spikestoyiu But fat women on the Internet keep telling me they're healthy. What's the deal?
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kingarthur      The IV hanging out his right arm is worth an extra five thousand stars.
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SteamPoweredKleenex      Having seen a few people like this before, perhaps someone can tell me: What's with the dark circles under the eyes? That seems to eventually be a result of a body catastrophe of this magnitude. Not enough oxygen or something?
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Anaxagoras Actually, I'd like to change my guess to "gravy" as well.
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pastorofmuppets Broadly speaking, it goes obesity --> hypertension --> kidney problems
And in this guy's case, he's fat enough for the fat to be strangling his organs.
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cognitivedissonance      Mild fluffy.
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Braze why are his gut butts two different lengths?
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cognitivedissonance Imagine the piano crate they'll have to bury him in.
YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!
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Pillager      When's the sex tape going to debut?
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La Loco      Thanks Poe, this video made me hate myself less, and cry for humanity.
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dairyqueenlatifah      Hey, at least he's cool with it.
On second thought, maybe that's not such a good thing in this case.
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Hooker      I'm surprised how angry watching five seconds of this made me.
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The Great Mel Bay      if ever there was a pear shape...
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American Standard      God, this guy annoys me.
Five minutes of YouTube browsing found multiple videos where he blames his weight problem on the death of his grandpa, a tragedy that clearly shook him so badly that he can't keep the date of the man's death straight.
Then, he complains that cookie packages are labeled with "yummy" and "chewy," forcing him to eat them, and that fast food joints need warning labels (we've all been under the impression that McNuggets are health food, I guess.)
After begging to be on Biggest Loser in two separate vids, he was apparently gifted a membership to an MMA gym, along with training from an MMA coach. He went exactly once.
Fuck this guy. He's like every other responsibility-ducking, buck-passing fatass who can't put down the fork.
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Robin Kestrel      That's a really big wheelchair.
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