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Desc:My fiancee is like some fat man video dowsing rod.
Category:Horror, Humor
Tags:fat, dance, sad, D:, Oops I gained more weight
Submitted:Aelric
Date:10/22/11
Views:3678
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Comment count is 31
poorwill - 2011-10-23
Worse than any cyst video.
dowstroyer666 - 2011-10-23
I like the sloppy butt in front lumpage going on there.
Merzbau - 2011-10-23
FRONTBUTT

OVER

KNEES

JESUS WHY
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-10-23
Someone tell me this guy has proteus syndrome. That sort of growth cannot be anything but anomaly.
dementomstie - 2011-10-23
Holy Fuck! That is disturbing. It's Jabba the Hutt come to life.
Riskbreaker - 2011-10-23
Two seconds here.
dead_cat - 2011-10-23
17 seconds. IT GETS SO MUCH WORSE.

The Townleybomb - 2011-10-23
No idea if this is a male or a female. If it's the latter, I guess this is NSFW, but a star for every second I could stand to watch anyway.
pastorofmuppets - 2011-10-23
Obesity leads to estrogen dominance, so basically his body isn't sure either.

The eye circles are kidney failure.

Evil.

twinkieafternoon - 2011-10-23
I'M A MAN. MYSTERY SOLVED?

spikestoyiu - 2011-10-23
But fat women on the Internet keep telling me they're healthy. What's the deal?

kingarthur - 2011-10-23
The IV hanging out his right arm is worth an extra five thousand stars.
SteamPoweredKleenex - 2011-10-23
Having seen a few people like this before, perhaps someone can tell me: What's with the dark circles under the eyes? That seems to eventually be a result of a body catastrophe of this magnitude. Not enough oxygen or something?
Frabo - 2011-10-23
Gravy.

Anaxagoras - 2011-10-23
Morbidly obese people find it hard to get good sleep, which is one of the reasons they tend to nod off all the time. Maybe the bags are from an extreme version of that?

Anaxagoras - 2011-10-23
Actually, I'd like to change my guess to "gravy" as well.

spikestoyiu - 2011-10-23
Sleeping mask made of Oreos.

pastorofmuppets - 2011-10-23
Broadly speaking, it goes obesity --> hypertension --> kidney problems

And in this guy's case, he's fat enough for the fat to be strangling his organs.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-10-23
Mild fluffy.
Braze - 2011-10-23
why are his gut butts two different lengths?
White Trash Party - 2011-10-23
I'm just amazed the ass in the back is smaller then the one in front. That's some weird fat distribution.

cognitivedissonance - 2011-10-23
Imagine the piano crate they'll have to bury him in.

YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!

Pillager - 2011-10-23
When's the sex tape going to debut?
La Loco - 2011-10-23
Thanks Poe, this video made me hate myself less, and cry for humanity.
dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-10-23
Hey, at least he's cool with it.

On second thought, maybe that's not such a good thing in this case.
Hooker - 2011-10-23
I'm surprised how angry watching five seconds of this made me.
The Great Mel Bay - 2011-10-23
if ever there was a pear shape...
American Standard - 2011-10-24
God, this guy annoys me.

Five minutes of YouTube browsing found multiple videos where he blames his weight problem on the death of his grandpa, a tragedy that clearly shook him so badly that he can't keep the date of the man's death straight.

Then, he complains that cookie packages are labeled with "yummy" and "chewy," forcing him to eat them, and that fast food joints need warning labels (we've all been under the impression that McNuggets are health food, I guess.)

After begging to be on Biggest Loser in two separate vids, he was apparently gifted a membership to an MMA gym, along with training from an MMA coach. He went exactly once.

Fuck this guy. He's like every other responsibility-ducking, buck-passing fatass who can't put down the fork.
Robin Kestrel - 2011-10-25
That's a really big wheelchair.
jerrysp702 - 2013-05-20
It goes on and on. I thought pop songs were supposed to be like 2 mins.
Gmork - 2014-10-22
Fat people exist. Brilliant observation.
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