Screams for a proper edit with the terminator theme song:
"This 2012, he will take america back....to skynet"
DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
Where was this shot, outside a Chipotle?
In the hopper, with 6 votes. FUCK
Fine, mister. I'll let Cain put the United back in United Airlines, or whatever. Just stop staring at me while you slowly smoke that cigarette.
|Jet Bin Fever |
He shakes his head "No" too much to inspire confidence. Also smoking is icky to the electorate, don't they know that?
Eh, throw a big rock into a lake without saying a word and then maybe I'll vote for him.
They just showed an old mustached guy smoking a cigarette with the words "I am America" sung over it. Either the whole of marketing had a stroke, or this is fake.
So does this mean we can start calling him "The Hermanator?"
|Spit Spingola |
Five for the song they use during this. Tea party synthpop.
Is the cigarette supposed to be some sort of "I'm a real American" sort of visual? Can't Cain just throw rocks in ponds like other eccentric political wannabes?
All it needed was the sparkle and "ding" sound effect.
|Robin Kestrel |
It's like the only person they could get to say something positive about Cain on camera was someone *working in his campaign*.
I'm not sure what this says about me, but at the end, I thought, "I could never trust a person who smokes."
Hi, I'm someone you don't know, here to talk about someone else you don't know.
"I liked their spatulas so much, I bought the company."
|Oscar Wildcat |
If now is the time for action, why are you outside hacking a butt?
Somebody needs to take the old TV ad for Head (the movie starring the Monkees) and turn that into a campagin ad!
CAIN 2012: u mad bro?
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Take back America from the black man sitting in the White House and give it to another black man who wants to sit in the White House? Did I get that right?
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