Another defective proto-wolf.
inbreeding doesn't end well, but it can be funny
This is a dupe goddamnit, and a real pain in my neck, but it's the best goddamned dupe we've got.
Damn, I'm sorry. As penance for my dupe-licity in all this, I shall add the followup video as a multipart.
Hey guess what multipart doesn't work what a surprise. Here's the link to Part 2:
GODDAMNIT EVILHOMER, all your links keep winding up dead. That's two this week! TWO! How am I going to explain this to the mayor? He's breathin' down my goddamned neck and I'll be outta here quicker than a striped-assed ape if he so much as smells the shit omelette you're fryin' up with the heat comin' off my goddamned forehead. Now you get back out there an find me a goddamned puppy link that I ain't ever seen before, or the shit is gonna hit the fan before you have time to comb the eggy bits out of your mustache. I don't care if finding a new link is harder than tryin' to stuff a pissed off octopus into a Mason jar, you get out there and get me some results goddamnit.
I'm, I'm sorry sir. I'll be on that right away!
Shucks, if I don't come up with something but quick, Chief's gonna have my keister on the dole for sure! Then I'll have to change my name from EvilHomer to PoorOlGil!
|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Oh, puppy you have my sympathies. I feel like this every morning...
|Shanghai Tippytap |
|Binro the Heretic |
In my mind, this puppy will always be stuck on his back.
You could have helped him up at the end of the video, you assholes.
The puppy is still stuck on his back and will always be stuck on his back whenever I think of him.
If it helps you sleep at night watch the related video "puppy finally makes it".
Spoiler: puppy dies of dehydration
|Meatsack Jones |
The bulldog lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?
What's the plan for tonight brain?
| Register or login To Post a Comment|