For being a Christian nation, we sure do love our Pagan holidays.
FUN IS EVIL
|Oscar Wildcat |
Honey, it's also a fact that Christians were known to tie huuuu-mans to stakes and burn them alive. Not to mention the thumb screws.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Man, druids sound BAD ASS.
Not meant as a reply! Dang, uh, can't go wrong with a druid/ranger multiclass.
Sam Hayen was pretty awesome, although I never really got into the stuff from his solo career.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
Ok, but now when kids wear stupid costumes and walk around the neighborhood they are just trying to get candy and busy not giving a fuck about some ancient ceremony.
But that's how the Satanists GET YOU. They make it sound all kiddy and cuddly, THEN HIT YOU WITH THE WHAMMY AND MAKE YOU TURN INTO EVIL SATANIST PEOPLES.
So, we need to convince kids to become Christian by inventing the Easter Bunny, and making a cartoon about Christian vegetables, and....oh wait...
Billy the Poet
These are exactly the same people that think you can lose focus for a moment and wind up with your dick in a dude's mouth. They have a funny idea of free will.
THE ANCIENT GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE!
Where do I sign up for being a druid?
Only Christians could take an ancient culture like the Druids who we know virtually nothing about and pretend like they know everything there is to know about them.
The funny thing is that the holiday that has become what Halloween is now is actually a Christian holiday, effectively. The origins of modern Halloween has much more to do with religious attempts to consolidate different pagans ideas into one mildly-passable holiday than anything else.
That's a bit unfair. Don't forget several modern day pagans who know virtually nothing about the Druids pretend they know everything there is to know about them. Like that group that worships at Stonehenge every solstice.
Well used to worship there. Last I heard they got banned from the site.
Actually, you're right. It was unfair of me to not point how retarded modern day pagans are who call themselves "Druids." However, in their defense, they're usually doing stupid crap just because they desperately want some sort of "alternative" religion, not because they want to take over society and turn it into a theocracy, so I generally give them more credit as opposed to goofball Christians.
Druids, or as we know them now, Ancient Aliens.
"But then the spirits began to demand a larger sacrifice."
Spirits hate "Fun Size" candy bars just as much as we do. They know what's up.
|Caminante Nocturno |
I spent a lot of time and money on college, and all I had to do was make up bullshit and sell it to religious people.
Maybe I don't know my Bible so well but wasn't Moses supposed to have already fixed this problem?
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