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Desc:human sacrifices don cha know
Category:Religious, Horror
Tags:grim reaper, trick or treat, druids, weird outfits, little fruits and vegetables
Submitted:pastorofmuppets
Date:10/31/11
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Comment count is 24
hammsangwich
For being a Christian nation, we sure do love our Pagan holidays.
dairyqueenlatifah
FUN IS EVIL
Oscar Wildcat
Honey, it's also a fact that Christians were known to tie huuuu-mans to stakes and burn them alive. Not to mention the thumb screws.
Born in the RSR
I didn't know you were a Ferengi.

Syd Midnight
What with the sacrificing little lambs and the blood and the Grim Reaper showing up I thought this was starting to sound kinda familiar, and yep, her made-up ritual sounds like a less-scary version of the Passover backstory, except God additionally brings a bunch of plagues and personally kills a few thousand children. [Exodus 12:3] Why, any religion that would annually celebrate such a ghoulish occurrence are an evil and black-hearted people indeed!

Gee, I wonder why she disabled the comments?

Jet Bin Fever
Man, druids sound BAD ASS.
cognitivedissonance
They are, as long as you avoid the Feral Spec. Dual Spec Balance/Resto ftw, bra.

memedumpster
Halloween is the amazing time of year when Christians go into full on child predator mode. They're the evil spirits the ancient incantations keep away.

memedumpster
Not meant as a reply! Dang, uh, can't go wrong with a druid/ranger multiclass.

Rudy
That Sam Hayen guy sounds pretty rad.

Caminante Nocturno
Sam Hayen was pretty awesome, although I never really got into the stuff from his solo career.

THA SUGAH RAIN
Ok, but now when kids wear stupid costumes and walk around the neighborhood they are just trying to get candy and busy not giving a fuck about some ancient ceremony.
StanleyPain
But that's how the Satanists GET YOU. They make it sound all kiddy and cuddly, THEN HIT YOU WITH THE WHAMMY AND MAKE YOU TURN INTO EVIL SATANIST PEOPLES.

So, we need to convince kids to become Christian by inventing the Easter Bunny, and making a cartoon about Christian vegetables, and....oh wait...

Billy the Poet
These are exactly the same people that think you can lose focus for a moment and wind up with your dick in a dude's mouth. They have a funny idea of free will.

Riskbreaker
THE ANCIENT GODS DEMAND A SACRIFICE!
bopeton
Where do I sign up for being a druid?
StanleyPain
Only Christians could take an ancient culture like the Druids who we know virtually nothing about and pretend like they know everything there is to know about them.

The funny thing is that the holiday that has become what Halloween is now is actually a Christian holiday, effectively. The origins of modern Halloween has much more to do with religious attempts to consolidate different pagans ideas into one mildly-passable holiday than anything else.
Kieran27
That's a bit unfair. Don't forget several modern day pagans who know virtually nothing about the Druids pretend they know everything there is to know about them. Like that group that worships at Stonehenge every solstice.

Well used to worship there. Last I heard they got banned from the site.

StanleyPain
Actually, you're right. It was unfair of me to not point how retarded modern day pagans are who call themselves "Druids." However, in their defense, they're usually doing stupid crap just because they desperately want some sort of "alternative" religion, not because they want to take over society and turn it into a theocracy, so I generally give them more credit as opposed to goofball Christians.

deadpan
Druids, or as we know them now, Ancient Aliens.
Xenocide
"But then the spirits began to demand a larger sacrifice."

Spirits hate "Fun Size" candy bars just as much as we do. They know what's up.
Caminante Nocturno
I spent a lot of time and money on college, and all I had to do was make up bullshit and sell it to religious people.
THA SUGAH RAIN
I don't think that was college.

chumbucket
Maybe I don't know my Bible so well but wasn't Moses supposed to have already fixed this problem?
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