I did this with those gummy sharks that are already something like 2 inches long, right? Put it in a stainless steel bowl and submerged it in vodka. Sealed the top with saran wrap and aluminum foil.
I check a week later, and it's 5 inches long and all of the vodka is gone. All of it. 200ml. I've never eaten candy that needed a chaser before.
Glad to see you survived eating them. Never do it again.
|wtf japan |
Those things taste like ass. Stick to vodka tampons, kids.
Somewhere in suburbia there's a kid holding a dripping vodka-soaked tampon, wondering what to do now. After a moments' thought he shrugs and dips it in his Coke like a giant tea bag.
I wonder how many parents they had to talk to for those three to be the most alarmed responses.
I think they're all thinking "that sounds like a good idea. I gotta try it myself."
"Not yet seen any incidents..." is right.
Come on, this is something that will only come about at parties where people are trying to make drinking more exciting or add a twist to it. Kids that are too young to drink, I mean in terms of maturity not age, will never resort to this.
"They" are always coming up with new things to destroy children. "We" must always be vigilant and aware.
Sorry for the quality
Are they THAT dangerous? I mean, how many do you have to eat to get really drunk? A whole bag?
LSD soaked gummy bears are way more efficient, but then again, kind of a loaded gun
|American Standard |
I love that they cap the segment with an outright admittance of intent to manufacture unwarranted moral panic.
Fuck you, TV news.
I think that cop sincerely wonders how many gummi-shots it takes to kill a two-year old. They probably had to cut the interview off at that point because he became lost in thought.
goddammit we had a halloween party last night. i wish i had known about this, is sounds so much easier to make than jello shots.
"We arrested your daughter with sixteen boozy bears in class today, ma'am."
"What!? Where are these boozy bears!?"
"We sent them to the lab for analysis."
"And they had alcohol in them!?"
"Well, you see, we've seemed to have misplaced the evidence, but your daughter is looking at the death penalty. I notice, ma'am, that you're not white, does that run in your family?"
"I think I need a lawyer."
"Is that gummi bear I smell on your breath, ma'am? Mind if we take a look around? "
Soaking your mouth in vodka works a hell of a lot better.
|Caminante Nocturno |
If they didn't have the idea to try it out before, they sure as hell will now.
|cool water sandwich |
If only there was a colourless and nearly flavourless spirit you could mix with juice and hide in plain sight?
This sounds delicious.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I am shocked and appalled!
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