apiaryist The refrigerator line was intended to keep you buying fresh bananas. Cold ones are perfectly good, but their skin turns brown and they look 'bad'. Madison Avenue was so good at their job that people still think you can't chill or freeze bananas.
Jet Bin Fever Lies! All lies! The talking banana said you can't so you CAN'T.
Syd Midnight Imagine the look on the poor jingle-writers face when they were handed that ad copy.