Not the worst waste of time seen on the internet.
I wish I could do that. It gives the guy something cool to do with his guns when he's not shooting or cleaning them.
So is that supposed to intimidate your opponent or make them clap and giggle?
If anyone in the game (including the "writer") had a brain, that would have been when an Indiana Jones moment would have taken place and the guy would have had a bullet through his chest before his next drivel about being an Ocelot.
Is that how the Japanese military works when it comes to nicknames, or is this more of Kojima's dementia showing through? It's never something natural-sounding, but some wacky "I'm called red-tufted albino South American gecko stabber, because they're proud creatures who prefer to lick tree bark during the full moon."
MacGyver Style Bomb
To be fair, in that scene they're surrounded by an entire squad with guns pointed at them.
... and then he got shot in the chest by a guy with a shotgun.
Man, Snake Eater gets so much love, but I just never got into it. I loved the first two, but I've owned MGS3 for like five years and I've never gotten more than a couple of hours into the game. The lack of radar just turns everything into a tedious game of lying down in the grass for five minutes at a stretch instead of actual sneaking around.
I seem to be alone in this one, though, because everyone else I know swears by this game.
It was so easy to miss the crocodile hate if you didn't know where to look, and you couldn't backtrack to get it.
FUCK THIS GAME
The proper order from best to worst MSG is 1-->everything else-->2
|Jet Bin Fever |
This is one of the most watchable MGS clips I've seen here.
|Corpus Delectable |
Loses a star because the IRL guy didn't accidentally blow his own temporal lobe off.
I'm a liberal and my heart has never bled so much that I can't think this is awesome. It still has enough blood to pump.
I'm even favoriting it to show it to other liberals later who will think it's awesome.
It's awesome when the real guy is doing it, yeah. The video game, not so much.
But I'd be more impressed if he was doing this AFTER he'd just shot the hat off a man standing 100 yards behind him while looking in a mirror and ricocheting it off a nearby barn swallow or something.
I figure he spent all of his time learning all of those fancy tricks but is a lousy shot. Just like this guy spent so much time learning all of all of these fancy tricks he saw in a game that he didnt have time to move out of his grandmother's living room.
He probably wants to, but in this economy ...
|Caminante Nocturno |
That's a lovely clock on the wall behind him.
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