|cognitivedissonance - 2011-11-05 |
When I was a kid, and they made us take vocational assessment questionnaires along with our standardized tests, I always got "Mortician/Funeral Director" on my list of top three potential professions.
I never really knew why, until a few years ago I had the realization that there might be a shortage of morticians, and they were just trying to fill the ranks with the misfits and weirdos like me who have no problem with death and being around the dead, but zero to no likelihood of making a practical application of it in the military.
*backs away slowly*
So... uh... not quite the same as Ask A Ninja. Should we tell her the artificial pacemaker has plutonium in it?
|Aelric - 2011-11-05 |
I fully endorse this premise, but Jesus, stop trying so hard on the humor.
Performances like this make me appreciate the Will it Blend guy's restrained approach.
|EvilHomer - 2011-11-05 |
It's funny how a Bettie Page haircut and an awesome job can turn a generous 4 into a solid 10.
|memedumpster - 2011-11-05 |
I too call Hanna Montana "Scruffles."
"...move some bones around while the cremation is taking place..."
|StanleyPain - 2011-11-05 |
This is a great idea for a YouTube series, but:
1. These are boring questions that can be answered in a 5 second Google search. This is your first video so whatever, but if you're going to take questions it should probably some stuff that's more "inside knowledge and my own cool experiences" sort of thing.
2. You're trying too hard with the KOOKY KRAYZAY YOUTUBE EDITS.
3. Give your hairstylist a bag of gold pieces because that is easily one of the best Bettie Page cuts I've ever seen.
if this video interests you in the slightest you should probably just take a screen-cap of her (for the quality of the haircut) and look at it while listening to an audiobook edition of "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" by Mary Roach
|Timothy A. Bear - 2011-11-05 |
I bet she keeps a femur under the mattress.
A femur just happens to be a human thighbone, Ray.
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