baleen - 2011-11-04 I did this when I was 4 years old. I'm really happy my parents didn't post it on the internet and make me feel like a total piece of shit.
MissLadyArtemis - 2012-06-02 Exactly. Also, dude did a pretty good job I think, pretty even. It does not look bad - different, but not bad.
Bort - 2012-06-02 I cut off my eyelashes with a pair of scissors when I was five because I thought they made me look too girly. That's the first recorded instance of me doing a really dumbass thing, with plenty more to come.
The Mothership - 2011-12-08 Kids' name is Maceo. At least the parents had taste.