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Desc:Wait for the end
Category:News & Politics, Horror
Tags:Gun, Redneck, Texas, Tea Party, Crockett Keller
Submitted:Hailey2006
Date:11/12/11
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Comment count is 31
charmlessman
Oh sweet, I can take a gun safety cour... oh, never mind.
Cena_mark
You've proven your inability to make good decisions.

baleen
The best decision you ever made was to pretend to be in the military on the internet.

THA SUGAH RAIN
Cena this course doesn't concern you. The man is teaching people how to use guns, not mops.

Cena_mark
I told you I'm not a non-rate anymore. I don't do mops.

baleen
I was honestly expecting him to shoot himself in the foot.
Merzbau
Oh sweet, I can pay with used guns and gold fillings!

I also like how he goes out of his way to pronounce it "Moslem."
Pompoulus
Yeah hey I want to learn gun safety but all I have is this gun. Can I learn to be safe with the gun and then give it to you as payment, perhaps for the class and also to buy another, different gun?

Thanks in advance, yours in Christ, Pompoulus
Oscar Wildcat
I want the gun safety class now. If you don't give it to me, I'll shoot you with this gun.

Cena_mark
How can you shoot a man with a gun you don't know how to use. Knowing your poor decision making abilities yo might have it turned the wrong way.

SolRo
"Hey, you havent taken my safety course yet, you could hurt someone with that gun!"

grimcity
Not knowing how to use it may increase your chances of shooting someone in certain contexts!

Cena_mark
That someone is themselves. Liberals with their poor decision making skills might decide to play Russian roulette with a semi-automatic.

Oscar Wildcat
..and not knowing that in Russian Roulette you're supposed to point the gun at yourself, would kill everyone else in the room. What a idiot, eh?

HarrietTubmanPI
I have never had a gun safety course. Yet, I've been around conservatives and gun owners who have had safety courses. I seem to be the only one with enough sense to know that:

* You do not look down the barrel of a loaded weapon, or any weapon unless you check to see if it's loaded first.
* You do not point any gun, loaded or unloaded, at anyone, unless you intend to kill them
* Gun safes are meant to be closed periodically, and not left open all the time for 10 year olds to play with its contents
* The safety on a gun is meant for a reason, and is meant to actually be used
* Guns are not toys. The only use for a gun is to kill or seriously injure another human being or an animal. You do not use one to compensate for a small penis. You do not play with them. You do not use them because you have fantasies of overthrowing the government and being the head of a new imperial republic
* You do not put your gun in the antlers of a freshly killed buck to see what the antlers would look like as a gun rack because that buck is actually not dead and when running off drops the weapon which fires at you

I've seen conservatives violate just about every single one of these, in person, except the last one, which was a story I heard from someone who hunts. I don't hunt.

Kieran27
Not bad. Not bad at all. I'll give him four stars. I'm taking away one star because he didn't say he'd use any socialist liberal who showed up as target practice for the class.

I was almost sure he'd do that. I mean, isn't that why you're taking this concealed permit class in the first place?
Jet Bin Fever
It's good that you can tell who voted for Obama by their horns.
Crackersmack
I f I lived nearby I would take his course and then later email him pictures of me using a gun to shoot a bible, an American flag, and a picture of Reagan.
mon666ster
All my stars for you.

StanleyPain
AAAND THE SIIIIGN SAIIIID
NON CHRISTIAN MOSLEM PEOPLE
NEED NOT APPLY
Hank Friendly
^ this deserves a damn nebula

VoilaIntruder
"Crockett: Whatís going to have to happen now in my crusade or whatever you call it is the civil rights law will have to change. Itís absolutely ludicrous that the state should defend people who are out to destroy the state.

Interviewer: How do you think the civil rights law should change?

Crockett: It would allow people to protect the country and the citizenry by refusing to teach people how to fly planes into buildings and to use handguns.

We need to amend the civil rights law to allow scrutiny and discrimination against any people attached to a group that has vowed the destruction of the United States, including the Black Panthers, Rev. Wright and radical Muslims. We need to have the right to protect our country. Protecting everybodyís rights has gone way too far."
VoilaIntruder
If I agree with anything of this, it's that we really should stop having classes teaching the wrong people how to fly planes into buildings.

SolRo
Why are you teaching ANYONE to fly planes into buildings? Seems like a poorly thought up class.

Rudy
I need a gun to protect myself from Jeremiah Wright. He may look like an elderly preacher, but he's spry!

La Loco
No Moslems!
THA SUGAH RAIN
Oh sweet La Loco still posts around here. I thought he went full time as a handjob repair man. Nice to see you again, friend.

La Loco
How do you repair a handjob? Urban Dictionary defines handjob as:

When another person (hopefully a girl!) stimulates a man penis with her hand(s) until the man ejaculates.

One would have to be an orthopedic surgeon to repair someone's handjob hand.

So thanks for the complement but no, I am not a doctor. But good seeing you too.

-La Loco

cognitivedissonance
My eyes keep glancing over this and reading it as "Garrison Keillor: Gun Instructor". Somebody call Lorne Michaels, we've sketch comedy to produce.
memedumpster
This person would not teach you to use guns safely. In fact, this person is a fascist piece of shit and should have his guns taken away. If only there was some kind of "guard" for this kind of terrorist.
Nyms Lives!
But what if I want to use my Allah-given Second Amendment rights to foment armed insurrection against the US and found a Socialist Moslem Nation? Why do you hate the Second Amendment, Mr. Keller?
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