MrBuddy - 2011-11-07 Wish I could get the crows I feed to do that. I tried feeding them at exactly noon for months and they usually didn't show. I'm thinking crows are bad at telling time... or... aren't hungry at noon.
chumbucket - 2011-11-07 Now just teach him "shave and a haircut"
Oscar Wildcat - 2011-11-07 He would like to talk with you about his religious beliefs.
TeenerTot - 2011-11-07 I'm going to dress up in a fursuit and rob him.
memedumpster - 2011-11-07 Of course the cat is an asshole who leans on the doorbell.
Jet Bin Fever - 2011-11-07 Yeah, he was getting ready to sit on it.