MrBuddy Wish I could get the crows I feed to do that. I tried feeding them at exactly noon for months and they usually didn't show. I'm thinking crows are bad at telling time... or... aren't hungry at noon.
chumbucket Now just teach him "shave and a haircut"
Oscar Wildcat He would like to talk with you about his religious beliefs.
TeenerTot I'm going to dress up in a fursuit and rob him.
memedumpster Of course the cat is an asshole who leans on the doorbell.