spikestoyiu
You're an apple.

The Townleybomb
Shut up, the poster is from a faraway land where apples are unknown.

The Mothership
Apples actually originated in the Caucuses, so Russians should know what they are talking about.

SolRo
As a Russian, I will confirm that these are, in fact, apples.

memedumpster
Those are kittens. The gray furry thing is a pear.

La Loco
Can I has pair of apples?

SolRo
my former cat that killed rabbits the size of small dogs would disagree.

and birds, lots and lots of birds.

CrimsonHyperSloth
My parents cats decades ago were like that, no wild dogs or coyotes would come into the area. The cats would attack them and drive them off. Every morning they left a fresh kill of something for my mother.

fatatty
Yeah, I'm gonna go with cats were doing just fine without us. It's the fat lazy house cats we've overfed that wouldn't last a minute outside. But most cats spend most of their time thinking about killing and killing.

Riskbreaker
The ones that wouldn't survive are the small dogs that fit in a rich girl's purse. Those poor bastards are 100% helpless, either bigger dogs would kill them or cats and other animals could easily steal food from them.

SolRo
My cat would have killed a purse-dog without blinking.

chihuahas are basicly skelletons wrapped in skin, they couldn't fight off a baby.

SolRo
on the other hand, house cats are way more awesome as pets, almost all the cat videos you see are of house cats.

for an outdoor cat you and your house are just a boring place to sleep and eat, if they didnt have to you open the door they wouldnt even tolerate your petting.

Meerkat
Actually, we had a fat lazy house cat that we NEVER let outside because its predecessor was hit by a car.

One time she got out and before we could catch her she had killed a bird.

We tried to take it away from her and she growled at us with pure hate.

So no, even fat lazy house cats would survive without us unless they met a car.

Syd Midnight
If they didn't have us to feed them, they would evolve back into being big enough to eat us.

abgushte
Actually it's mostly stuff from Jerry Goldsmith...a really awesome film composer who is already very well established.

notascientist
Is it Alien? It sounds like the Alien soundtrack.

StanleyPain
GHOOoooOOOSSST STARS!
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