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Desc:Great Koreans discovered America long time earlier than Columbus.
Category:Educational, News & Politics
Tags:korea, america, HISTORY!, Sumer, Hwanguk
Submitted:EvilHomer
Date:11/07/11
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Comment count is 24
dairyqueenlatifah
So the Native Americans, Sumerians, Russians, Egyptians, and Canadians were all really Korean but then the "evil Japanese" used their loli pantsu bento box magic to change the names of all these places and change the residents' appearances.

Wow!
Riskbreaker
WE ARE ALL SONS OF THE GREAT LEADER! WE CAN'T ESCAPE HIS POWERFUL GRIP!
Aelric
I saw thing originally on a mockup site about warning English teachers (criminal foreigners) to remember their lower place in Korean society. I though originally that the video was made for the site, since it was a fairly well made and elaborate site, but then I learned later that there was a small, fringe movement of folks that produced this and other videos (like this one proving Jesus' Korean heritage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARntHwTONN0).

There are a few explanations for this. The split in the country could have created an almost insatiable desire for national identity, especially after many decades of Japanese occupation. This can be magnified over the next generation by inundating kids with nationalistic sentiment and their parents generally uneducated opinions on foreigners over 20-30 and you get people like this, so slaveringly nationalistic that they can't even accept real history without inserting their own country into it.

Thank god no one in America has ever done anything like that ever.
Aelric
20-30 years, that is

urbanelf
Complete History of Terrans
Randroid
Every nation with ambition invents shit like this, this just happens to be about Gorea.

deadpan
So Korea has it's own Mormons? Sure, why not.
Aelric
Actually, there is a fuckload of Mormons there, though they are all missionary's and next to no converts.

poorwill
I demand somebody make a documentary about Mormon missionaries in North Korea.

Unmerciful Crushing Force
They won't let documentarians in the prison camp.

cognitivedissonance
No, ancient Koreans are actually the OTHER SHEEP THAT WILL HEAR HIS VOICE, know your Pearl of Great Price.

Billy the Poet
Unfortunately, American History Channel is no more accurate.
garcet71283
http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/im-not-saying-its-aliens -but-its-aliens.jpg

dead_cat
Ugh. I once knew a Korean guy who claimed Asians were the first humans, and that all other races evolved later from beasts, like dogs and monkeys. That shit was so bizarre I never really knew how to react. Also I was just a kid.
garcet71283
Maybe the Irish, sure, but he was way off base for everyone else.

Redford
"Native American Emperor"? Really?
Caminante Nocturno
Still angry about getting your butts kicked in World War II, huh?
Cena_mark
Learn your history. They got their butts kicked by the Japanese long before WW2. Fortunately we kicked Japans butt even worse.

Caminante Nocturno
I do know my history! Japan won World War II, but evil Japanese changed history!

spikestoyiu
I volunteered to sit with a friend's Korean mother while she got her first tattoo and ended up listening to roughly two hours of similarly amazing, delusional, racist shit. The following gems really stuck with me:

-- Koreans invented all martial arts
-- Whenever you see a gorgeous Japanese -- er, allegedly Japanese -- girl in a magazine or on television, unless their teeth are seriously jacked up, they're actually Korean
-- All delicious Japanese food is actually of Korean origin
exar_kun
Whatever gets them through their day. As an American I prefer McDonalds, Botox, and unwatchable reality television.
DrDoalot
I feel compelled to play a game of Civilization to relive this piece of revisionist history, but I am not sure which Civilization would be best suited for it.
DrDoalot
I should have said which Civilization game, not which actual civilization obviously.

didcotmassif
They conquered Essex?
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