Caminante Nocturno This would make a great intro for a video game. It would start with this, then it would slowly pan out, revealing that it's playing on a ruined TV in the middle of a war torn hellscape.
Unfortunately, the game itself would be awful.
cool water sandwich Nah, it's playing on the speaker at a drive thru in Sacramento. Then it pans out and the NWO is stuffed into one car, ordering burgers. Finally the whole thing explodes and the movie's title is the restaurant sign.
Jeriko-1 Because the NWO will totally use dialup modems for this sort of thing.
The Mothership It isn't far off from the actual notice, which I received at my work today. Breaks from the actual notice at 1:14.