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Kirby will fucking kill you and spit out your half-digested corpse.
Assholes are cool!
Super Metroid commercial was better.
In the 80's, Disney had a thing for dressing Mickey up in hip Miami Vice outfits on posters and merchandise. Minnie had a Material Girl look going on while Goofy dressed like Maverick from Top Gun.
Not coincidentally, the 80's were probably the least successful decade in Disney's history.
MORAL: Some companies should not try to be cool.
God damn it, Kirby! We were just supposed to rough these guys up! You didn't have to kill that guy!
I could never afford this game or a cool yellow or red gameboy to play it in, so this commercial just reminds me of being poor. :(
Man, you couldn't avoid a game boy game? What kind of Dickensian nightmare did you live in?
Please sir kin ya spare a tuppenny fa Kirby sir?
Voiceover provided by Judge Claude Frollo/Megabyte.