|duck&cover - 2011-11-15 |
Maybe he was just trying to see if it would fit in his mouth.
THA SUGAH RAIN
La Loco knows anything can fit in his mouth.
|Riskbreaker - 2011-11-15 |
I think the coast guards were a bit busy watching My Little Pony.
|Burnov - 2011-11-15 |
Bad CG displeases Lorenzo Lamas.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2011-11-15 |
Everywhere you go, everywhere you looOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
|baleen - 2011-11-15 |
The Coast Guard are primarily concerned with reality television show deals and selling the cocaine they confiscate to Seattle hipsters.
|EvilHomer - 2011-11-15 |
Please. The Coast Guard wouldn't be caught dead hanging out near the Golden Gate Bridge, what with all them faggots, hippies, and socialists living in San Francisco. No sir, nuh-uh. The Coasties are probably off doing important, manly stuff, and if a bunch of helpless, flailing, eco-nut lefties get their asses chomped by a gigantic killer shark, oh well, maybe San Fran should have considered that scenario before being all anti-gun and shit.
Proposition H? More like, Proposition Hand The City Over To Mega Shark!
|TheSupafly - 2011-11-15 |
|Jet Bin Fever - 2011-11-15 |
|Innocent Bystander - 2011-11-16 |
A big shark is eating the Golden Gate bridge and it's making these people pretty worried.
|jimmicampkin - 2011-11-16 |
I hate these movies. Far too self aware; 'what random animal can we gigantify this time and in which capital city oh it's just like the fiftieezzz when it was funny grab a beer and laugh at how ridiculous it all is!'
Bollocks I say. At least those old films with giant shrews/tarantulas/reptiles/buzzards had ideas...
|Robin Kestrel - 2011-11-16 |
Meh. That's pretty big, I guess.
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