gravelstudios
Kaaaaawwwaaaiii!!!!!

fedex
thats how it signals to the other robots that it has found you, you useless bag of mostly water

Corpus Delectable
It should yell, "Bike rights! Three feet!," too.

CornOnTheCabre
Naw, but it won't die when you absentmindedly sideswipe it going ten over.

memedumpster
You mean people hit bicyclers by accident!? I need to change my defense from "manifest destiny" to "accident..."

Ursa_minor
Then all of our hipsters will be employed. That's a better future?

BHWW
Eventually they'll end up with laster cannons added and then turn their attention to overthrowing ignoble mankind as rulers of the Earth.

The Mothership
for real.