grimcity Five because I can't really watch bail videos (thus making them evil), but boo hiss on the skater hater kiddy shit.
Caminante Nocturno Kids, I know that safety gear isn't "hip" and "jive" these days. I know all of the "cool" kids are going to laugh at you for not being "radical" with your helmet and pads. But, hurting yourself is "no good" and it causes your "parents" to worry. So, be a trendsetter, and make safety the "groovy" thing to do. And if your "bloods" laugh at you for being a "nerd" or a "square", just tell them to "talk to the hand" while you "hang ten" like a real "dude" would.