|Wonko the Sane |
she said HRKGHRHGH *cough* no
|Corpus Delectable |
When you were a kid, you watched the Jetsons and dreamed of flying cars, robotic house help, flying cars, and meals-in-a-pill.
And the Pushy Pop is the best we can actually do.
The nerve stapled peons of Mars tread their plastic rings on tofu dogs. The wealthy stuff heirloom Pushy Pops with human flesh.
There are no flying cars.
Only iPad controlled monowheels.
IN THE FUTURE
Stack Oreos inside this tube! YOU NEED IT! SERIOUSLY!!!
|The Mothership |
Bet that works great with a snuggie.
Kill people with unexpected jewelery!
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
If Patton Oswalt said that eating out of KFC Bowls was like eating out of a trough, then this is one step away from being human gavage.
|The Townleybomb |
I smoke enough weed that I almost bought the giant cupcake kit, and even I wouldn't eat this crap.
BUY A FOOD PLUNGER JUST PLUNGE THE FOOD INTO YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOUR MOUTH IS A TOILET
See, you should be doing the commercials for this stuff! If it said that, I would want one!
Mr Creosote® Food Plunger™ Human Toilet MW3 Edition™
I'd say these pops need to learn a few things about interpersonal communication protocol and develop the virtue of patience. They're just a little too pushy for me and mine.
|Cherry Pop Culture |
The idea of a small container for food isn't in itself a bad idea, it can be great for portion control.
But they just had to add a stick to it
|Caminante Nocturno |
God, we used to go to the Moon.
So some guy got bored one day, and after finishing his Flintstone Push Pop he decided to reuse the container by filling it back up with random shit in his fridge, then he decided "hey, I bet there's idiots out there who would pay money for this!" and he was right.
He couldn't think of a good name though, so he just tacked on a "y".
Even the announcer sounds too fat to articulate words...
A GGGGOURMET REDVEDVUH PUSHEEPARPAY
What really gets me is the couple of cupcakes in a pushy pop still wrapped in their foil. It either defeats the purpose, or you intend to eat the damn thing whole.
Personally I find the announcer to be a bit pushy.
I can't imagine there's much of a market for this. Anyone willing to buy it is already drinking pancake batter and gravy out of old paint cans.
|Fur is Murder |
I can almost see these being useful for popsicles, but why the hell would you put a cookie in one of these things? Picking up a cookie and stuffing it in your face would take less effort than eating it out of a Pushy Pop.
Eating should never be this fun.
this is like the least fun thing you could do with your food
I'd love to make more s'mores but I'm out of flame decals!
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