i encountered a skeever in a dungeon that for some reason flew up into the air and got stuck in the ceiling.
My whole head disappeared for a while. People kept saying I looked sick. I don't know, could have been ataxia...
Everywhere I walk to, things just explode out of shelves. This occurs most often if I enter a small room with a closed door I happen to open: BAM! Everything is on the floor all of a sudden.
My upstairs neighbor just got Skyrim. With much seduction I have been playing it on the projector. I have already wasted 20 hours of my life on this thing. It's not fair.
Lightweight, my Steam account shows 88 hours.
Yeah, for all their talk of "OMG WE OVERHAULED THE ENGINE" the game has all of the exact same problems as Oblivion. Don't get me wrong, Skyrim is a brilliant RPG....but I can't believe it's 2011 and we're still getting things like bodies that fly halfway across town when struck with a sword or disappear into the ground if hit hard enough. Or that thing where if you interact with an object, every object near it floats into the air or collapses through the table.
I especially like the horses in the game, who apparently have suction cup hooves and can simply scale sheer cliffs. (protip: buy a horse ASAP if you want to be able to make your own shortcuts in this game...hopefully the upcoming patch will not nerf this)
As soon as it was discovered they were still using Gamebryo, any and all claims of "Overhauling the engine" should have been seen as an obvious lie. Instead, fanboys bought that shit right up.
I figured that was the charm of Bethesda's games. I really have never seen a game with glitches as interesting as theirs (Rockstar get's a decent 2nd Place).
No, Rockstar is first place easily with their cougar ladies and bird men.
At one point, the arrows stuck in my blood soaked barbarian wouldn't disappear. He looked like a pincushion after a while. Fixed when I died.
I feel pretty let down at the lack of bugs I've experienced so far. So far it's been very stable and unsilly. Bummer.
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With great physics comes great responsibility.
I got shot with an ice lance in the groin and have walked around for 5 hours with a wobbly ice cock stuck in the front of me.
I'm getting the impression the the PC build is more stable, because I've got next to no bugs thus far and I'm nearing 50 hours. Only bugs I experienced was a dialogue hiccup where I couldn't sell unique stolen stuff to Malory and VERY rarely when I pick something up, the things next to it disappear, though they remain their physically and if I grab and move something, everything reappears.
Oh, and the 4x4 horse and giant launch, but those are bugs I don't want fixed.
Gamebryo bugs are the best bugs. They almost always make the game more entertaining.
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