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TheOtherCapnS
My sound card has been on the fritz for the last couple of weeks, but I like to think I'm getting pretty good at lip reading. Why do they think a gang fight is going to attract people to their store?
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Jeriko-1
TIS THE SEASON TO BE A SHITTY HUMAN BEING!
Evil enough...
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dementomstie
Oh my God. I work at Kohl's and I'd heard the ad, but I hadn't seen the fact that she just straight up steals an item from another person! That is HORRIBLE! Fuck you work! Fuck you and your promotion of people acting terrible to each other!
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Quad9Damage ... I didn't notice that. That is fucking awful. I didn't know human greed was such a lighthearted thing they could just stick that in there so casually.
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Caminante Nocturno You didn't? Really? Have you not been paying attention to the western world for the past 30 years or something?
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TheOtherCapnS You should have seen the first version that had her trampling an employee to death.
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Jeriko-1 This is when I realize that I am living in the Evil Universe.
Whoa.
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Cherry Pop Culture
I used to work at Kohl's, store #583. They fucking sucked. The management did nothing but hide from us peons at the cash register and customers, they never sent us additional cashiers and never wanted to give us our breaks. The corporate people hated the management and was waiting to get rid of them. We had 4 main mangers on 11 months.
One manager I really liked was kinda nerdy and was going to become a nurse. She has been with the company for 4 years at this point. She asked for 6 weeks off so she could finish without extra debt and was refused. I felt awful for her.
I wanted to change my availability so I could go to school, but instead of getting a schedule change, I was accused of stealing money from the register along with 5 other girls. I got Loss Prevention telling me he "could send me in handcuffs" because they "had videotape" and I gave some people a discount. When you are at the register, you can give up 15% to a customer for almost any reason because of the "Yes We Can!" policy that puts customers first. Fuckhead.
Anyway, pretty much all the idiots are gone. The store is in solid shape. I occasionally go in because that sales racks at Kohl's are amazing. Last time I was there I asked if the manager I liked was in. She wasn't, but I asked the cashier to say 'Hi' for me. I hope she got it
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Dinkin Flicka I am pretending like the whole last paragraph is a punchline.
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Caminante Nocturno
I want to grind my fists into this woman's face until all I can hear is snapping and crying.
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Squeamish
All of my hate. You've earned it, Kohl's.
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Pillager
Hadn't planned on ever setting foot in a Kohl's.
Now I'd love to see them all eviscerated by the Great Old Ones.
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The Mothership
Nothing says the holidays like theft and disrespect to the elderly.
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TeenerTot
God I'm glad I don't do xmas gifts anymore.
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themilkshark
Subliminally they're trying to limit their customer flow. It has to be that. I never want to be there on a Black Friday.
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parlagi
She also feigns flipping off the lady she steals from. Stay classy and overpriced.
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memedumpster
Knew exactly what this would be before I even opened this page. Since people here work at Kohls, I wont pray that you're all trampled to death.
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Binro the Heretic
So, everyone is calling it "Black Friday" now? Can't even call it an "after Thanksgiving sale" anymore. No more pretending. We just flat-out admit it's all about making a wad of money. Son of a bitch, this country sucks ass.
I have to get up at fucking 2AM this Friday because the place I work for is terrified someone else will get money that they won't get.
I guess I should feel lucky. Some people are going to have to be at work 9PM on THANKSGIVING DAY.
Again, this country sucks ass.
Stars for evil.
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Koda Maja
That's it, I'm becoming a Jehovah's Witness.
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theSnake
This commercial is hilarious and you guys are all gigantic douchefairies.
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Dinkin Flicka How'd you know my fae name?? ...have we met at Camp Destiny???
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Senator_Unger
You have a MONTH, lady. A MONTH to do your damn shopping. What are you going to do from November 26th to December 25th now?
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dairyqueenlatifah
HEY EVERYONE LOOK HOW HIP AND WITH THE TIMES WE ARE!
YOU TAUGHT US WELL, CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH. SPOILER ALERT!
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chairsforcheap
Wow you guys all work in retail? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
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spikestoyiu
You guys sure do get worked up over commercials.
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Quad9Damage
Kohl's has now made their official upload of the video private. Problem, Kohl's?
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jreid
Here's a mirror:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMH6d4Adm9U
It's annoying and the chick looks like a froghuman, but not really as evil as I expected from the reactions here.
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dairyqueenlatifah
Damn, it's been a year already?
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