Hooker I absolutely love Nic Cage. I can't help but feel sad watching his recent movies as it's clear that his career is dying a slow death.
StanleyPain Most of his career over the last few years is undoubtedly a result of him owing a shit ton of money to the IRS.
Mother_Puncher He hasnt been as good as of late. I thought Drive Angry would bring back the old Cage but he barely acted in that movie. He could have saved it from the boring plot, lack of decent dialogue and lackluster violence but all did was whisper "no."
Dread Pirate Roberts I've heard that he's trying to be the first actor to do 100 movies and he's taking any movie that comes across his desk. Just what I heard, but it makes a ton of sense if it's true.
Innocent Bystander This movie is so awesome. Greatly improved by watching while drunk, stoned, hungover, anything other than sober really.