Xenocide The Paperboy's newspaper was self-published, and consisted only of stories about how the paper was delivered. Thus he spiraled further into his cycle of self-obsessed insanity.
Cena_mark I guess that's why he has to ask his friends to be his cheering section at the end of the level. He's got a big head for a guy with only 3 friends.
MrBuddy Ugh, what an awful port. Yes, the video is crappy quality but this is the way Paperboy is SUPPOSED to be!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6Q6MqiUtdE
cognitivedissonance People only live on the left side of the street. Nobody knows why. Folks say it's because the Grim Reaper is involved.
cool water sandwich When you buy a house on the right side, all the people across the road look sad and a little haunted, but won't tell you why.
Randroid 5 for never experiencing this soul-crushing disappointment.
Jet Bin Fever That headless cheering guy really used to creep me out.
sosage He's not so much waving, as his body is feeling for the missing head in one last convulsive movement.
B_Ko Only three people give a shit that you made it through your a deadly obstacle course, and one of them is a flailing undead.
Caminante Nocturno Paper delivery is a big deal in this neighborhood. They could have spent all of that tax money on speedbumps or reaper repellent, but they spent it on a delivery boy training course instead.
memedumpster This game takes place during the End Times.
Udderdude I wish I could retire in glory at like .. 8. >_>
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